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In what could only be described as a masterpiece of bureaucratic theater, Karony’s legal representative, Nicholas Smith (a man who surely must have stepped out of “The Government Inspector”), penned a letter to Judge Komitee that read like a desperate telegram from a debtor to his creditor. The letter, dated April 9, cited a most convenient memo from one Todd Blanche, who had seemingly decided that the DOJ should wash its hands of crypto matters, much like Pontius Pilate of old. 🧾

XRP decided to put on its party hat, staying stylishly above the $1.750 support zone. It climbed higher, almost as if it has something to prove—like it’s at a karaoke bar belting out classics with Bitcoin and Ethereum! 🎤

Much like a secret meeting of wizards (or accountants with flair), the SEC has arranged a closed-door conclave for Thursday, April 10. This formidable gathering is anticipated to resolve the fate of Ripple’s appeal—if the SEC decides to pull a disappearing act on its appeal before the subsequent deadline, set for Wednesday, April 16.

Let’s break it down: After the market took its usual downturn, XRP has been climbing back up, like the overachiever it is, testing that all-important $1.7 support level. And here’s where it gets juicy: if this upward momentum keeps up, XRP might just be on the verge of a serious breakout. If not… well, we’ll be stuck in the dreaded “consolidation phase” again. Yawn. 😴

As if under the spell of a mysterious magician, market forces have whisked SHIB upward by an astonishing 12.84% while its trading volume pirouetted upward by 56% within a single day. Was it the hand of providence or merely a cosmic joke played by the relentless crypto gods?