Under the scheme, the Alpine extravaganza will happily trade crypto tidbits with all European Union nations, the U.K., and most of the G20 gang — but, hold your horses, the U.S. and Saudi Arabia are snubbing the whole shindig, perhaps busy counting their gold or something equally thrilling. 💸
Yesterday, as the sun set over this cursed land, a whirl of blockchain sorcery reported a staggering 2.86 trillion SHIB, worth a measly $36.6 million, was flung through the ether into Coinbase’s cold vaults. The wallet, previously a humble hoarder of the furry tokens, emptied most of its stash. Now it still guards over 30 billion SHIB, but those monsters are mostly gone. Who’s behind this frenzy? Maybe Wintermute, the mysterious trading specter? Who knows? Neither Coinbase nor the powers that be have spilled a word. Ah, but a signal—massive moves like that? They mean someone’s gearing up for war or sale… or both! đźŽ
Yuga Labs CEO, Greg “The Visionary” Solano, has officially thrown in the towel on the Apecoin Decentralized Autonomous Organization (DAO). Apparently, the DAO has become a “sluggish, noisy, and often unserious governance theater.” Sounds like someone had enough of the circus! 🎪🎠His grand plan? Dissolve the DAO, transfer all the assets—including APE tokens, intellectual property, and technical stuff—to a brand-new entity called Apeco. Why? To speed things up and stop the endless bureaucracy. It’s like ditching your old, rusty bicycle for a shiny new Ferrari. 🏎️💨
According to the so-called “trustworthy” Chainalysis, a firm that seems to have a direct line to the cryptocurrency underworld, the massive 300 BTC donation—more zeroes than sense—originated from Alphabay’s murky depths.
When one examines the weekly candlestick chart of this pair, a certain jolly pattern emerges—each time Dogecoin’s price in USD decided to put on its Sunday best, the DOGE/BTC ratio descended into a lower low. Think of it as Doge’s way of playing hard to get—just when you think he’s down, he’s secretly plotting a glorious comeback. This recurring game has been observed before those spectacular surges in early and late 2024, and it’s rearing its charming head once again.