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41-year-old Ehis Lawrence Akhimie, a name now etched into the annals of crime, has admitted to orchestrating a multi-million-dollar inheritance scam that wove its web across borders, ensnaring over 400 innocent victims. The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) revealed the true scale of the operation in a press release that could have been mistaken for a plot from a cheap crime novel—except this one is all too real. Over $6 million vanished like smoke, evaporating into the hands of the heartless swindlers.

Despite its price action being as dull as a butter knife, DOGE has seen a veritable tidal wave of interest from large holders over the past week. One can almost hear the whispers of “To the moon!” echoing through the digital halls, as these whales accumulate the coin with all the fervor of a Russian aristocrat collecting Fabergé eggs 🥚.

But alas, the next day he received a letter from FasTrak saying he owed them money. Upon checking his bank account, he discovered that more than $3,300 was missing after a purchase on eBay was made using his debit card information. 😱

The US dollar index (DXY) has suffered its steepest first-half decline in over half a century amid new all-time high levels for the country’s money supply. 😱

Bitcoin (BTC) has been testing the $107,000–$108,000 support zone after getting a bit of a slap in the face near $110,500. 🤚 The market showed signs of fatigue after a 10% rally from local lows near $98,000. But, oh boy, Bitcoin’s chart still looks like it’s got a spring in its step, with higher lows and a MACD crossover on the daily timeframe that’s practically shouting, “More upside, please!” 📈