Coinbase’s Rocky Ride: CEO Apologizes, Promises Better Days 😂
After another technical mishap, this time with the popular crypto Solana, Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong has taken to the digital streets to offer an apology and promise improvements. 😅
Like a knight errant of the crypto realm, Armstrong has vowed to scale infrastructure and provide “tier 1” support for moments of high demand. 🛡️⚔️
In a tale of canceled and lingering transactions, Armstrong acknowledged the Solana backlog and its swift resolution, adding a touch of remorse for the inconvenience. “Apologies for the trouble,” he quipped, as if to tickle the funny bone of frustrated users. 😅
“We have the Solana backlog triaged, and transactions should gallop along again. If your transaction got lost in the shuffle, try again – my apologies for the rodeo.”
– Brian Armstrong, Coinbase CEO
Admitting Coinbase’s need for improvement, Armstrong declared, “It’s clear we need to don our best Solana armor, bolster our infrastructure, and offer native support for those everyday battles like DEX/memecoin trading.” 🛡️😂
However, the crypto community, like a skeptical band of villagers, remains unconvinced. One user, @PAGANDWOLF, cast a skeptical eye, noting that Coinbase has had ample time to resolve such issues. “They’ve had years to fix this, even during the last bull market’s frenzy,” they quipped, as if poking fun at the platform’s perceived sluggishness. 🐌
Armstrong acknowledged the surge in traffic as a positive sign for Solana, but also admitted the exchange’s shortcomings. “It’s like a good ol’ medieval siege, this surge in activity. Great for the realm, but we need to defend our customers better during these skirmishes of high demand,” he said, painting a vivid picture of crypto’s ongoing battles. 🏰⚔️
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2025-01-22 14:56