Crazy Crypto Caper: Suji Yan’s $4M Birthday Blunder! 🎉💰

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Well, well, well! Would you look at that? Suji Yan, the mastermind behind Mask Network, certainly knows how to throw a party! 🎈 On February 27, 2025, the guy got a gift he never asked for: a $4 million crypto heist! I’m sure that wasn’t on his birthday wish list! 🎂

So, as fate would have it, the sharp-eyed folks at Cyvers caught wind of this disaster. They spotted some sneaky outflows from Suji’s account faster than a kid at a buffet! 🍽️ Talk about a party crasher! 🎭

The unfortunate breakdown of his digital treasure included a scrumptious recipe of tokens—113 Ether (ETH), 923 Wrapped Ether (WETH), 301 ezETH, and a couple of “weETHs” just for the heck of it! Then toss in 90 pufET, 48,400 MASK tokens, 50,000 Tether (USDT), and a sprinkling of 15 mysterious swETH. 🪙 Is this a crypto heist or a bizarre game of Monopoly? 😜

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After the dastardly deed, the thieves converted the loot to Ethereum faster than I can say “dinner’s ready!” And then they played a fun game of hide-and-seek with six wallets. One of those wallets even ended with “df7”—because what’s life without a little mystery, right? 🕵️‍♂️💼

In a twist that even a blockbuster movie wouldn’t dare script, Suji revealed that this all unfolded while he was celebrating his 29th birthday! 🎉 Can you imagine? Nothing like a little hacking to make you feel ancient! He suspects he might have left his phone unattended during the festivities. Classic rookie mistake, Suji! 😅

Now, Suji’s on the case—he’s enlisted the help of SlowMist and the infamous ZachXBT to crack this caper. And of course, he’s talking to the authorities! It’s a full-scale operation now! 🕵️‍♀️💡 But he’s staying tight-lipped until the experts spill the beans. 🤐

Ah, the drama! Suji expressed how gut-wrenching it is to face such breaches in the crypto community—it’s like having your ice cream stolen right before you take a big bite! 🍦

This incident adds to the growing list of crypto cringe moments. Just remember that North Korea’s Lazarus Group is out there, picking pockets like a squirrel at a nut festival! 🐿️ So here’s to stronger security, quicker responses, and maybe keeping an eye on your phone during parties! Cheers! 🍻

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2025-02-27 20:22