President Trump plays nominator extraordinaire with Jay Clayton, only to be politely told “Not so fast!” by Chuck Schumer—the eternal party pooper—leaving Clayton stuck in interim limbo. 🎭
From SEC Suites to Courtroom Seats: Jay Clayton’s Waiting Game
Our dashing ex-SEC Chairman Jay Clayton, a man who once whispered sweet nothings about crypto on CNBC (“I simply adore this technology!”), hoped to slip into the U.S. Attorney shoes for the Southern District of New York. But alas, Senator Schumer, that persistent Grinch of confirmations, threw a wrench in the works—as revealed on Trump’s very own Truth Social soapbox.
Now, the SDNY isn’t just any courtroom; it’s THE *hot ticket* for corporate capers and show-stopping trials. But here’s the rub: Jay’s résumé boasts champions of regulatory finesse, not courtroom crusades. And Schumer accuses Donald’s nominee parade of being part of a cunning political plot so bold it might have been penned by a daytime drama writer. 🕵️♂️
“Donald Trump is apparently auditioning for the role of the villain who weaponizes the Justice Department to irreparably alter the script,” claims Schumer, waxing poetic in the New York Times. If only Shakespeare had such intrigue!
Rebuffed but never defeated, Trump retweeted—excuse me, posted with the flair only he can muster—rallying behind Clayton’s “distinguished” SEC stint and accusing Chuck of staging a New York obstructionist cabaret.
“Jay earned the respect of everyone. Everyone, I tell you!” trumpeted the former President. Meanwhile, poor Joseph Nocella awaits his own curtain call, another victim of Schumer’s blocking blitz in the Empire State’s prosecutorial pageant.
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