It has come to the attention of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), that the fair nation of El Salvador remains, rather curiously, in obedience to the agreement which requests them to withdraw their affections from Bitcoin as a reserve asset. Quite the paradox, is it not?
In the latest gather ’round the press—which one might liken to a refined assembly, save for the absence of tea and crumpets—the IMF was beset with a query from the merchants of financial software, the Ion Group. They wished to discern how El Salvador manages to amass Bitcoin despite pledging to cease such acquisitions as part of a solemn treaty.
To this, the esteemed President Nayib Bukele, with a wit as sharp as a rapier, did retort:
“‘This all stops in April.’ ‘This all stops in June.’ ‘This all stops in December.’
No, it’s not stopping.
If it did not halt when the world treated us like the proverbial black sheep, and even the ‘Bitcoiners’ themselves abandoned us like a scandalous suitor, then rest assured, it shall not halt henceforth.
Proof of work > proof of whining.” 🤨💼
Indeed, evidence provided by the blockchain “de-anonymizer” known as Arkham reveals that the good government of El Salvador has been acquiring one Bitcoin at each dawn, as regularly as a gentleman’s morning stroll.
Yet Rodrigo Valdes, director of the IMF’s Western Hemisphere Department, declares with a solemn nod:
“Regarding El Salvador, I can confirm they continue to satisfy their vow of non-accumulation of Bitcoin by the entirety of the fiscal establishment, which is the very performance criteria we have set forth. Nevertheless, this bears great significance for the ongoing discourse within El Salvador.” 🎩
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