George Clooney Starred in the Worst Show in TV History

George Clooney Starred in the Worst Show in TV History

Summary

  • Baby Talk
    was a notorious flop TV series due to numerous issues.
  • The cast and crew faced turmoil, leading to multiple re-castings and executive disappointments.
  • The show suffered from lackluster writing and a flawed premise, failing to resonate with audiences.

As a longtime connoisseur of television, I’ve seen my fair share of flops, but none quite as notorious as ABC’s “Baby Talk.” Having grown up in the era of VHS tapes and Saturday morning cartoons, I vividly remember the tantalizing promise of a show featuring talking babies. Alas, the reality was far from the dream.


1989’s family comedy film “Look Who’s Talking” showcased the power of a clever comedic trick when executed well. The spin-off series, “Baby Talk,” however, revealed its flaws and was widely criticized as the most offensive TV show in 1991. If you were growing up during the ’90s, it’s likely you’re quite familiar with the classic Friday night TV block known as TGIF (Thank Goodness It’s Friday).

Back in the day, the well-respected and family-oriented lineup was filled with numerous half-hour comedies. Maybe a bit sappy, but they managed to keep going due to strong writing and lovable characters, much like the original cast of Full House, Family Matters, and Perfect Strangers established. If you’re curious about what show closed the four-part lineup on ABC on Friday nights in 1991-92, it’s understandable if you can’t recall it. The actors and network executives would probably prefer to forget that specific memory themselves. Luckily, Bob Iger has a knack for overlooking failed projects. Let’s bring back your fondest, fuzziest, most nostalgic memories of the 4:3 format.

Baby Talk Was Not a Beloved TV Series

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In an attempt to cash in on a successful TV trend, Columbia Pictures Television and former producer of “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” Edward Weinberger, produced their own television version of “Look Who’s Talking” for ABC in 1990. Their goal was to replicate the success of the popular sitcom M.A.S.H., which had surpassed the film in popularity. Tony Danza was cast as the voice-over actor for baby character Micky Campbell, previously named “Mikey.” The character’s impression of Bruce Willis, a former “Taxi” co-star of Danza’s, was added to the show post-production. However, this was just one of several problems the show struggled to resolve.

Ultimately succumbing to its fate following a reboot that was questionable, Baby Talk epitomized the flaws in ’90s television. Known for its bland and sterilized scriptwriting, repetitive plotlines and situations, excessive behind-the-scenes drama, forced laughter tracks, and poor adaptations from films to TV, Baby Talk embodied all that was wrong—yet it failed to attract a substantial audience or maintain consistency. Retro television programming is less about enjoyment and more about understanding the myopic corporate logic, power struggles within TV industry, and pursuit of trends. It seems that when humor primarily relies on an infant with a Brooklyn accent, the appeal quickly fades.

As a devoted cinephile, I’ve come across numerous questionable licensed concepts and downright despicable characters that could have been the foundation for a show. But here’s the twist – even with the established fanbase of a renowned movie franchise, a prestigious producer, recognizable actors, and a prime-time slot in the 1991 schedule, it didn’t seem to make any significant impact on the audience’s interest levels.

Baby Talk Was a TV Show Built on an Already Shaky Foundation

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The film “Baby Talk,” written by Amy Heckerling, was the second of her works adapted for television and is undeniably the weakest. This hastily produced TV series aimed to capitalize on the success of “Look Who’s Talking” and its sequel. It’s surprising that a romantic comedy centered around a talking baby garnered $297 million worldwide, considering the strange times of 1989. To put it mildly, the film starring John Travolta and Kirstie Alley was an unexpected hit, spawning “Look Who’s Talking Too” in 1990, a year before “Baby Talk” was due to air. By the time this TV show premiered, the franchise was already losing popularity. The final movie in the series, “Look Who’s Talking Now,” was released in 1993, a year after “Baby Talk” was canceled. It’s hard to say if the lackluster TV series had any influence on the poor performance of the last film, as few viewers watched either one.

Despite being frequently labeled as one of the weakest sitcoms produced, it’s important to note that the actors, actresses, and writers weren’t solely responsible for its poor performance. The primary blame lies with those promoting, approving, and overseeing the show. In other words, the production itself was poorly managed, from the disastrous initial episode to the final seasons. Baby Talk serves as a cautionary tale for aspiring TV producers on how not to handle a television series. The turmoil behind the scenes is surprisingly more fascinating than any content that made it onto our televisions. Just a heads up, Zoomers: an antenna is what you use to receive broadcast signals.

The Cast and Crew Mutiny in Protest

George Clooney Starred in the Worst Show in TV History

Over the course of two dramatic seasons, three distinct actresses took on the pivotal role of Maggie Campbell, the baby-mama character. The initial pick, Connie Selleca, faced immediate conflict with Weinberger. She abruptly left the set on the brink of a mental collapse in 1990, managing to reach only the pilot episode. Prior to the show’s debut, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the production company and Weinberger, alleging abusive behavior by Weinberger. According to an LA Times report, the case primarily focused on Sellecca’s claims that Weinberger verbally harassed her and violated her creative involvement in the series production. Filming was postponed until a fitting replacement became available. Bob Iger, then head of ABC Entertainment, maintained that everything was under control and production would continue after Sellecca’s sudden departure under questionable circumstances. As always, classic Bob.

In a turn of events, Julia Duffy stepped in, with George Clooney as her co-star. At that time, they were both well-established actors in popular shows, but the project they took on turned out to be the nadir of their careers. The sitcom, titled Baby Talk, faced another delay, this time due to second thoughts about the purchase. Disappointed by the poor quality of the script, Clooney and Duffy decided to part ways from the show in dismay.

ABC Sells Branded Banality and Pays the Price

Is Baby Talk considered enjoyable due to its badness? Unfortunately, this is not the case. Hidden beneath its surface lies its true awfulness. If you end up watching more than two episodes, you may find yourself doubting your decisions, provided you can manage to stay awake. The writing was consistently uninspired, offering no distinct qualities from the sea of similar shows that opted for safety over innovation. It appears that the creators aimed merely to reach the required number of episodes (traditionally 100) in order to qualify for syndication. The ABC executive responsible for prime-time programming admitted this concept was foolish to the Los Angeles Times, but promised viewers that:

“We currently have an amazing idea designed for children. What’s needed now is a fresh, adult-oriented concept.”

The initial concept of the show didn’t have long-term potential because by nature, babies usually start to speak coherently around their second birthday. The one-dimensional humor falls flat when you consider the voiceovers that seem out of place alongside live actors. Since the adults don’t acknowledge the children’s lines, which are somehow communicated telepathically, it seems more like a live-action version of a Garfield comic strip, but less engaging and with fewer opportunities for character development. In an effort to separate itself from its original content, creators Turteltaub and team concentrated on the mother character in the second season due to growing frustration with the talking baby gimmick.

The aggressive chuckles from the studio audience reeks of an augmented laugh track, a dated aspect that makes a lot of the shows of the time hard to sit through. These weren’t obstacles that couldn’t be overcome, but as a G-rated sitcom, it was hamstrung from the start. As a family-themed show, it was unable to touch the kind of humor or topics explored in “adult” shows like Seinfeld, despite sharing storylines of snarky yuppies with dating problems and zany neighbors.

The show “Baby Talk” can no longer be found easily in box sets or streaming platforms; it’s only a faint echo lingering on the darkest, most isolated corners of YouTube. A kind soul took the time to digitize their cherished VHS recordings of Family Matters’ Urkel, but what they got was a George Clooney with a mullet and backward baseball cap attempting to bond with an infant who is essentially a decorative item. In essence, “Baby Talk” has survived as a peculiar oddity for all the wrong reasons.

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2024-08-15 02:02