These quotes from “M*A*S*H” highlight the harsh realities of war and the conflicting emotions experienced by the characters. Hawkeye’s words add depth to the show’s exploration of the complexities of war, its consequences, and the human condition.
As a dedicated gamer immersed in the world of M*A*S*H, I can’t help but admire Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce, portrayed brilliantly by Alan Alda. Among the witty surgeons at the 4077th unit, Hawkeye is the one who never fails to come up with a clever remark, no matter how dire the military situation may be. With his surgical skills and knack for cutting through the bull, he managed to lighten even the grimmest of moments on the series, leaving us all in stitches while also delivering heartfelt and sincere quotes that resonated deeply with viewers.
As a dedicated gamer immersed in the world of M*A*S*H, I can’t help but appreciate the witty banter of Hawkeye during his time at the battlefield hospital. His words ranged from lighthearted jokes about administration to profound reflections on the human toll of war. Throughout its impressive 11-season run, M*A*S*H managed to deliver both entertaining and honest anti-war messages in perfect harmony. Hawkeye’s clever quips played a significant role in striking that delicate balance between the two.
Reflecting on the esteemed series with a sense of nostalgia, it’s evident that Hawkeye’s most iconic quotes have taken on new significance. Here are twenty of his most noteworthy lines – from clever quips and biting comments about military regulations to insightful reflections on the doctors’ role in healing the wounds inflicted by war.
20 “Insanity is just a state of mind.”
Season 5, Episode 4 – “Lt. Radar O’Reilly”
After enduring another round of tedious red tape at the 4077th, Hawkeye offers a witty observation that resonates with the show’s themes and his unique outlook on war. Despite the daily frustrations and absurdities, he encourages his comrades that even in the midst of chaos, one can find a glimmer of sanity.
In the episode titled “Lt. Radar O’Reilly,” Radar emerges as the winner in a late-night poker game, ultimately leading to his promotion to the rank of Lieutenant within the 4077th. The transition to this new leadership role takes time for both Radar and the entire unit to adapt. A few humorous moments throughout serve as reminders of the importance of perspective.
19 “Don’t forget this is your first day at school. The worst part is you’ll get used to all of this.”
Season 4, Episode 2 – “Welcome to Korea: Part 2”
In a less formal and more descriptive way: Hawkeye, in “Welcome to Korea,” delivers this line during the introduction of B.J., conveying a touch of bittersweet sentiment beneath the sarcastic tone. Contrasting with the earlier scene where Hawkeye regrets not adequately saying goodbye to Trapper, this part follows their arrival back at camp together. They stumble upon a band of unsuspecting Korean villagers who unfortunately turn out to be hostile enemy guerrillas.
Later on, they encounter American soldiers and attend to wounded soldiers in the midst of this. The scene is harrowing, as relentless shellings inflict grave injuries upon the soldiers. Hawkeye, Radar, and B.J. are compelled to remain resilient and provide care before summoning a helicopter for evacuation to MASH. For B.J., who is new to these experiences, the situation takes a toll on his health. It’s then that Hawkeye enlightens him about the grim reality of war: adaptation.
18 “I think it’s that everything is painted green. The clothes are green, the food is green – except the vegetables, of course. The only thing that’s not green is the blood – the blood is red… that’s what you get the most of here.”
Season 4, Episode 24 – “The Interview”
In the humorlessly serious installment of “M*A*S*H” titled ““The Interview“, the arrival of former WWII War Correspondent Clete Roberts adds depth to our understanding of the 4077th. Filmed in black and white, this episode provides insightful glimpses into the minds and viewpoints of the doctors as they reflect on their lengthy stay at the camp.
Hawkeye eloquently summarizes their shared hardships when asked about the greatest challenge he faced during their deployment. His heartfelt response, as given by his comrades Radar, Father Mulcahy, Klinger, and Col. Potter, authenticates the experience for outsiders and fosters empathy among viewers.
17 “My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys.”
Season 3, Episode 3 – “Officer of the Day”
This morning, as is customary for Hawkeye, he’s exhaustion personified from the lengthy surgeries of the previous night that kept him occupied for an uninterrupted 14 hours. Frank, having completed his routine checks, intends to put Hawkeye in command. However, on discovering Hawkeye asleep, he wakes him up and presents a drink as a gesture. It’s upon taking a sip that Hawkeye delivers the line, implying the importance of being adaptable in the face of life’s unexpected turns. After finishing the cocktail, Hawkeye coughs and approves with a “Smooth.”
In this noteworthy episode titled “Officer of the Day,” Hawkeye assumes the role of an officer, initially resisting and finding it difficult to maintain order. However, his jovial disposition enables the unit to tackle fresh challenges with optimism. This installment boasts intriguing subplots such as Klinger’s failed attempt to depart from Korea disguised as a nun and Hawkeye capturing a North Korean as a prisoner.
16 “Look Colonel, I’ll heal their wounds, treat their wounds, bind their wounds, but I will not inflict their wounds.”
Season 5, Episode 11 – “Hawkeye Get Your Gun”
The cry of “Hawkeye, Grab Your Gun!” propels Hawkeye and Colonel Potter straight into the thick of the action when Korean Army Hospital 426 desperately calls for two surgeons and a jeep loaded with medical supplies. Braving the danger as they journey into enemy territory, they eventually make it back, weary but thankful for their successful mission. However, their homecoming is fraught with peril, as they come under enemy fire at nearly every step.
Hawkeye faces an unfathomable order and remains firm in his convictions, unwilling to yield. Despite the bluntness of his words, his delivery reveals bravery rather than hostility. When Potter queries whether Hawkeye values life so insignificantly, Hawkeye retorts, “I abhor guns that intensely.” His initial resistance to causing harm leaves a powerful impact.
15 “Korea’s pretty much the same story: the fighting goes on, the hatred, the violence, the senseless brutality, men behaving like animals – and then there’s the war.”
Season 1, Episode 18 – “Dear Dad, Again”
In a carefully composed letter to his father, Hawkeye recounts the vivid scenes of camp life. He poetically describes the events, including Klinger’s bizarre parade in a white wedding gown, the scandal surrounding Hawkeye’s naked dining incident, and the shocking revelation of Captain Casey’s deceit as a surgeon.
In the opening lines of his letter, Hawkeye reflects on the unyielding turmoil of the Korean War – the persistent fighting, hatred, violence, and brutality. Yet, his words transcend this specific conflict. They capture the enduring human struggle in a world torn apart by war, where the delicate balance between chaos and compassion is all that keeps us tethered.
14 “I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome, yet anonymous mate.”
Season 7, Episode 17 – “Inga”
In this quote, Hawkeye delivers an amusingly inflated monologue during an episode titled “Inga.” The soliloquy ensues after he learns that a female Swedish doctor named Inga Halverson will be arriving at the camp. His ardor is ignited, prompting him to head to the shower and make a bold statement of self-assurance by declaring, “I am the very model of confidence.”
As a bold gamer, I embody the unwavering belief in my abilities. I’m all about taking calculated risks and seeking new adventures. I’m the embodiment of the thrill of the chase, the roaring stag longing for its elusive mate. I’m the driving force behind evolution, the allure and vibrancy of blossoming flowers, inviting pollinators with their captivating scents. Sex is but a small part of my grandeur. I am life itself, insatiable in my desires.
I was taken aback when I met Inga; she’s unlike any woman I’ve encountered before. She exudes confidence and competence, proven by her exceptional skills as a surgeon. Her assertiveness gets under my skin, challenging my perspective and making me question my outdated views on chauvinism.
13 “If we don’t go crazy once in a while, we’ll all go crazy.”
Season 3, Episode 16 – “Bulletin Board”
In “Bulleton Board,” Henry Blake shares his concerns about Korea’s growing population due to unchecked desires for birth control. The conversation takes an unexpected turn as we transition to the 4077th’s first annual Polly Adler Birthday celebration, complete with a cookout, picnic, and BBQ. Amidst the festivities, Henry, Hawkeye, and Trapper huddle around the bulletin board. Meanwhile, a gentle reminder is given for everyone to write home and keep in touch.
M*A*S*H portrays the experiences of medical personnel both during and between battles. There are instances when the unit can relax, but Henry expresses hesitance towards this notion. He shares with Hawkeye his perception that war is imminently approaching, using the analogy of a stomach-dropping sensation. Hawkeye replies with those very words, encapsulating the duality of warmth and realism, acceptance and emotion.
12 “I’m not sleeping, I’m inspecting the inside of my eyelids.”
Season 3, Episode 3 – “Officer for the Day”
On a particularly exhausting day for Radar, when Frank, who had been temporarily promoted to commanding officer, passed on his duties by designating Hawkeye as Officer of the Day, this quip holds a sarcastic tone. After enduring over half of the preceding day in surgery, all Hawkeye longed for was an entire day of rest.
Instead of supervising his duties, he gave the guards the instruction to “Show courage, remain loyal, stay true.” Then, he seized the moment to rest. Hawkeye’s response upon discovery reflects the essence of the series with its sharp wit and anti-war sentiment. It transcends a mere clever retort; it symbolizes resistance against war itself.
11 “Guns, bombs, and anti-personnel mines have more power to take life than we have to preserve it.”
Season 1, Episode 6 – “Yankee Doodle Doctor”
In the initial installment, General Clayton commissions a documentary-style production about the 4077th unit. However, Hawkeye and Trapper are hesitant to cooperate due to the perceived dishonesty and manipulation of the project. Determined to shape the narrative themselves, they endeavor to create a film that highlights the challenges faced by surgeons in such a conflict-ridden environment. Despite recognizing the producer’s abilities, Hawkeye and Trapper confront the stark realities of war and strive to maintain authenticity against the odds.
When General Clayton is forced to view the documentary about the MASH units, immediately following a surgical procedure, the medical team members momentarily pause to rejoice. In a grave tone, Hawkeye addresses the camera.
Three hours ago, I was engaged in a fierce battle with an adversary. Two hours ago, we performed emergency surgery on him in our makeshift medical tent. The odds are fifty-fifty in his favor, but there’s no certainty here. We’ve won battles before, and sadly, we’ve lost some too. It’s the nature of war. There are no miraculous healers or infallible surgeons. Our skills, our expertise, and even our determination aren’t always enough to save a life. Bullets, bombs, and landmines carry a far greater destructive force than we possess in preservation. It’s not the ending we hoped for in this campaign, but then again, war doesn’t follow a script.
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10 “The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.”
Season 3, Episode 9 – “Alcoholics Unanimous”
It’s a given that among the M*A*S*H characters, Hawkeye stands out for his sharp wit and sassy quips. He manages to make us laugh with his deadpan delivery. In this season 3 episode, Frank steps in as temporary commander when Henry is absent. Noticing that alcohol has become a problem at the 4077th, he decides to impose a complete ban on booze within the camp.
Hawkeye and Trapper, labeled as heavy drinkers by Frank, respond negatively to the latest announcement. Their search for alcohol leads them to raid a storage room and seek out Father Mulcahy’s sacramental wine. When reminded about Father Mulcahy’s upcoming temperance lecture during which no one will be exempted, Hawkeye displays an uninterested attitude. The episode concludes with Frank discovering that the entire camp turns to alcohol as a means of coping with the hardships of war.
9 “I can’t think of a single reason why we’re here, except we’re needed.”
Season 4, Episode 1 – “Welcome to Korea”
In the significant installment of “M*A*S*H” titled “Welcome to Korea,” Trapper bids his farewells and exits, making way for the introduction of Captain B.J. Hunnicutt, portrayed by Mike Farrell. Hawkeye, who had only recently returned from a week’s leave in Tokyo, feels disappointed that he missed the opportunity to bid adieu to his friend. Meanwhile, Frank and Margaret eagerly anticipate B.J.’s arrival. By the episode’s conclusion, Hawkeye shares with the newcomer the illogical and irrational nature of their service in M*A*S*H.
As a gamer, I’ve encountered my fair share of military outposts, but this one’s unlike any other. Here, everything we have is in excess – the lice included. Newcomers are only the wounded. Supplies are a joke, and the monotony is barely broken by the ennui. I can’t fathom a single justification for our presence here, save for the fact that we’re required. So, let’s dig in, make do, cheer up, and carry on. Our role isn’t to question why, only to ensure none of us perish. Drink up, you’re lagging behind. In simpler terms, perform your duties to the best of your abilities, and keep moving forward. We aren’t meant to ponder the reasons, just to survive.
8 “Now get back to work, and don’t make me come here again!”
Season 7, Episode 2 – “Peace On Us”
In the midst of failed Peace Talks in Panmunjom, the camp is on high alert. Potter shares disappointing news that we’ve returned to the starting point following a three-day truce celebration. To add to the tension, Margaret announces her divorce. The experienced surgeon, Hawkeye, bears the brunt of this revelation. In response, she jumps into a Jeep and heads towards Panmunjom in an attempt to prevent war.
He successfully gains entry into the formal Peace Negotiations by disguising himself as a doctor for a high-ranking military officer, eliciting curious glances from the diplomats. During his speech advocating for an end to the conflict, he grows exasperated and exclaims these phrases. Notable quotes from the scene include, “Peace talks. I’m all for it. They just seem to be meaningless while we continue to suffer,” and “People are losing their lives out there! You need to act now! You can’t delay any longer – you must!”
7 “I don’t mind eating if it’s possible to make a martini sandwich.”
Season 1, Episode 7 – “Bananas, Crackers and Nuts”
After enduring lengthy surgeries for several days, Hawkeye and Trapper longed for some well-deserved rest and relaxation. However, they found themselves at an impasse as Frank refused to grant us leave. In a desperate bid to escape, we hatched a plan. I, Hawkeye, feigned insanity in the hopes of being sent away for treatment. But alas, our ruse backfired when Captain Philip Sherman, the psychiatrist assigned to evaluate me, believed my act was genuine and ordered me to undergo further psychiatric evaluation – not in the comforts of our camp, but all the way in Tokyo. Thus, “Bananas, Crackers and Nuts” masterfully explores themes of absurdity and sanity through an unconventional lens.
The interaction between Hawkeye and Trapper occurs earlier than expected. When Trapper urges them to have something to eat, Hawkeye agrees but only after they’ve had a drink first. He points out the wisdom of not consuming heavy meals like steak and sandwiches on an empty stomach.
6 “In some ways, I don’t mind that she’s gone again. It’s just that she never altogether leaves.”
Season 4, Episode 22 – “The More I See You”
Hawkeye expresses his feelings towards Carlye Breslin, an ex-flame from his Boston residency days, in the opening scene of “The More I See You.” At first, M*A*S*H *is calm and uneventful until a jeep arrives carrying two new nurses. Among them is Carlye. They put on a show of not knowing each other before, but Hawkeye recalls the origins of her nickname and Carlye has become accustomed to completing his jokes. In a later exchange, Hawkeye confesses, “There hasn’t been anyone else like you – just pale imitations at best.”
Hawkeye is saddened when he discovers that Carley has requested an immediate transfer, despite attempting to hide his emotions. Deep down, he carries complex feelings towards her, as evidenced by a reflective comment he makes later on. These memories are tinged with sadness and joy. Whenever Carley visits and reopens old wounds, it serves as a painful reminder that the past continues to linger.
5 “Frank, do you know what a hero is?”
Season 2, Episode 10 – “The Sniper”
In every season of M*A*S*H, Hawkeye has displayed a lighthearted and sarcastic demeanor, pointing out truths and pushing for improvement in various situations. The episode titled “‘The Sniper’” showcases the character’s resilience and quick thinking as he is the one who proposes giving up when enemy fire targets General MacArthur’s headquarters, putting himself forward as the bravest volunteer to do so.
When Radar and Henry were cornered in the showers, and Frank and Hot Lips worked to keep the hospital functioning, Hawkeye recognized that waiting for a reply from headquarters was unlikely before morning. Consequently, Hawkeye and Frank held an uncommon conversation during which they made a plan to take matters into their own hands.
“Frank, what’s your understanding of the term ‘hero’?” Most likely, it refers to someone who is exhausted, chilly, and famished, to the point where they no longer care about trivial matters. I identify.
4 “I’ll have two scrambled powdered eggs and a slice of World War II surplus bread, and don’t make it tasty.”
Season 2, Episode 1 – “Divided We Stand”
In the episode titled “Divided We Stand,”, the M*A*S*H unit’s overwhelming workload causes concern for General Clayton. Fearing the team might collapse under the pressure, he sends psychiatrist Captain Hildebrand to assess their mental health. The fate of the 4077th rests on the doctors’ ability to keep the group united. Only Henry and Hildebrand are privy to the knowledge that if the evaluation results in a negative report, they would be compelled to disband the team.
The occasion provides ample opportunity for laughter as well as fellowship. Henry requests Hawkeye to hold back his wit for a later time, and he agrees. The following morning, after the intercom announcement, when the doctors are waiting in line at the mess tent for breakfast, Hawkeye makes this request to the serving lady. His food choice underscores the importance of restraint amidst the rigors of war.
3 “War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”
Season 5, Episode 20 – “The General’s Practitioner.”
Over the course of M*A*S*H’s eleven seasons, Hawkeye has repeatedly expressed his views on war. In a fifth season episode named “The General’s Practitioner,” this line encapsulates Hawkeye’s insight gained from experience. He portrays war as an unforgiving and inescapable torment, while Hell is infamous for its enduring terror. The contrast, though startling, only strengthens the message.
Hawkeye speaks deeply to Father Mulcahy, the camp’s clergyman, as General Korshak tries to recruit him as a private doctor. Simultaneously, Hawkeye shares, “There are no bystanders untouched in Hell… war is brimming with such individuals. In truth, save for a few high-ranking officers, most of us are unintended participants.”
2 “I just don’t know why they’re shooting at us.”
Season 3, Episode 5 – “O.R.”
In the bustling makeshift operating room of the 4077th, “O.R.” is where nearly every doctor finds themselves amidst a surge of incoming wounded. This extended stint in the O.R. proves to be their longest yet, filled with disorder as each character grapples with their individual challenges. Henry’s arthritis acts up, while Hawkeye faces communication issues with an Ethiopian patient.
This episode brings to light the heart-wrenching dilemmas confronted by the medical team. Through Hawkeye’s poignant words, it pierces empty boasts of spreading hope and wealth solely through violence and military might. Hawkeye’s actual quote, delivered during surgery, goes as follows:
“We’re puzzled by their hostility towards us, as our intentions are peaceful. We aim to bring them democracy, staple food like white bread, and the American way of life. We seek to transfer values such as freedom, achievement, and prosperity. However, we also carry with us elements like hyperacidity, flatulence, technology, and tension. Lastly, the desire for an early coronary from a desk job and plotting to betray one’s boss – these are aspects of entertainment we unintentionally bring along.”
1 “The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off.”
Season 11, Episode 2 – “Trick or Treatment”
In the noteworthy episode titled “Trick or Treatment,” which featured appearances by George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay, the entertaining blend of Halloween festivities and battlefield tension unfolded as a group of intoxicated Marines from the barracks made their way to Rosie’s Bar. Simultaneously, every member of the 4077th team donned costumes for the upcoming party – B.J. as a clown, Margaret as a geisha, Klinger as Al Capone, and Hawkeye as Superman. However, their plans were soon disrupted by the arrival of wounded soldiers at the camp.
The Marines, despite being severely injured, are cared for by the medical staff. This observation arises following an incident where Hawkeye and Margaret are treating a soldier with a bone fragment deeply embedded in him after an explosion at a mine site. Unfortunately, they learn that there are more wounded soldiers requiring attention within the compound.
As Hawkeye steps outside the tent, he mentally justifies taking a break from his responsibilities with a sense of levity. In the midst of a conflict where each heartbeat holds significance, this moment serves as a reminder that the military owes them more than mere coffee breaks. It is their due share of stolen moments, offering tranquility and optimism amidst the chaos.
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