As a long-time fan of professional wrestling, I’ve spent countless hours watching matches and following storylines with great enthusiasm. Having rediscovered WWE after many decades, I was blown away by how intricately woven some of these narratives have become. It’s like stepping into a captivating soap opera filled with larger-than-life characters and epic battles!
I’ve never fully grasped the concept of “guilty pleasures.” If what you enjoy doesn’t harm others, go ahead and indulge. So, on April 6th, when I intended to watch a Hallmark movie but ended up watching over three hours of WWE’s Wrestlemania 40, Night 1 instead, I fully embraced it.
I’ve been an avid WWE viewer lately, having watched Night 2 and its accompanying pre-show and press conference. In the past few weeks, I’ve caught every new event as it aired and revisited older premium live events from 2018. I’ve also delved into behind-the-scenes documentaries of unfamiliar events and wrestlers. Not only do I keep up with Raw and SmackDown (which shifts to USA in October), but I find myself pondering over some peculiar aspects of WWE when I watch, despite being a newcomer and quite invested in it. If you’ve experienced similar thoughts, rest assured, you’re not alone.
Please Don’t Poop
I understand your concern, as it’s hard for me not to dwell on this, but the excessive amount of squatting in wrestling matches is something that makes me uneasy. Wrestlers such as Drew McIntyre use this move to provoke their opponents and gain an advantage. They may squat to taunt or to pin their opponent and secure a victory. However, I can’t help but worry about potential accidents since these events are broadcasted live.
In everyday speech, you could phrase it as: The Squatty Potty’s popularity isn’t surprising; that posture certainly makes a difference when using the bathroom. Throughout wrestling history, recorded since its inception as a sport, there has undoubtedly been an incident where someone had an accident in their attire. I fervently hope never to witness such an event unfold live before my eyes. And no, I’ve chosen not to look up who this misfortune befell. I prefer staying blissfully ignorant!
Why Is Everyone Wet Before They Even Wrestle?
Sure thing!
It’s been said that performers with dry hair may encounter issues with their hair sticking to objects. However, this isn’t a problem for women with extremely long extensions, who don’t go out soaking wet. For instance, Mr. Styles, whose auburn mane reaches well below his shoulders, doesn’t seem to face this issue despite his dry hair before entering the ring. If the theory held any merit, one would expect him to get stuck frequently during his matches. Yet, he manages to avoid such instances.
Again: Why is everyone wet?!?!
I Wonder If That Ring Smells Really Bad
As a gamer, I can imagine myself saying: I may not have the ring completely contained, but it feels like the source of the oldest and strongest body odor ever. Some scents cling on tenaciously and never truly disappear. I’m guessing they clean the mat regularly and carry extras with them, but let’s be real – at least thirty people sweat on that thing every week. Respect to the performers for putting in such an incredible effort and risking their health and wellbeing for our entertainment. But come on, after a performance like that, I bet even the freshest among them still reek of something potent. That particular scent would definitely linger.
Do Wrestlers Call Each Other By Their Real Names Backstage?
If many of these ring names appear absurd to you, it’s understandable that wrestlers might prefer being referred to by their real names backstage. However, what if a wrestler’s ring name is akin to a given name a parent might have bestowed upon them (like Bayley)? In such cases, would they be expected to respond to both names? Or just one?
How Often Do Performers Forget Their Ring Name?
As a fan, I’d put it this way: I’m used to being known by one name in my circles. Rarely do people have multiple identities, except perhaps for those with nicknames or undercover personas. The vast majority of the population only knows me as AJ Styles, and for millions, that’s the extent of my moniker in their world.
If someone newly assumes a ring name, it’s understandable for them to momentarily forget it. My question is, do such individuals ever experience living their normal lives after years of being recognized by a professional moniker, only to be called that name again by a fan and fail to recall the connection? Such occurrences must be quite common.
I’d Like A Promo Where A Wrestler Actually Doubts Their Skills
Has it ever been the case that a well-known wrestler hasn’t showcased their self-proclaimed greatness during a promo? I personally believe that fans would find it refreshing if a wrestler displayed humility instead, saying something like, “I’ve put in a lot of effort and have some natural ability, but this opponent is massive. I’m not asking for an easy match, just hoping to make it through. Your support would mean a lot to me.” And then, they go on to deliver an impressive performance in the ring, expressing genuine surprise at their own abilities. Such a display would surely resonate with me!
How Does No One’s Pants/Briefs/Bra Top Ever Come Completely Off?
I’m constantly concerned about everyone’s attire. Their clothes are often form-fitting and revealing, and they’re put through quite the test with all the physical activity. I can’t help but be surprised when I don’t see an exposed body part, like a breast or buttock. Some moves seem to require grasping at clothing, but why isn’t the entire garment coming off? I wonder if people are somehow secured in their outfits? It’s hard to believe that no one is exposing a full cheek or a floating front bottom area during these performances.
Most Of These Moves Look Like They Hurt The Doer And The Done-To, Right?
It’s astonishing how, after leaping from ropes, the impact on your own body can feel almost fatal, while the person whose knees you land on seems unfazed despite the potential force of over 200 pounds being absorbed by their shins. This notion defies logic and underlines the fact that such an action causes harm to both parties involved.
Launching Oneself Off The Ropes Onto A Target Seems Like An Impossible Math Problem
Whenever I encounter a problem involving the calculation of an equation for determining X, my mind draws a blank. It’s not that I can’t solve the problem, but rather, I struggle to even formulate the necessary equation in my head. Shouldn’t one have to consider their own weight, the distance to the target, and the amount of force required on the ropes before attempting the jump? How is it possible for no one ever to misjudge the distance and jump too far or not far enough?
Is That Symbol On The Curtain From Gorilla Supposed To Look Like A Butthole?
The query and the accompanying image of the curtain dividing the Gorilla area from the main stadium section provide a clear answer. Was this deliberate to prevent any confusion regarding the direction to the ring? Why represent this transition with a butthole instead of, for instance, a large gorilla figure?
Why Did No One Tell Me WWE Is Basically A Soap Opera With Awesome Fighting?!
During my childhood, I used to watch wrestling occasionally. I was surprised and astonished when I revisited it after several decades, discovering the complex and almost Shakespearean nature of its storylines. I wondered if this level of intricacy was present in the ’80s. Had I known that WWE was akin to General Hospital, but with more people in tight clothing engaging in fantastic fights, I would have returned much earlier.
I truly enjoy the excitement and unpredictability of WWE, looking forward to getting deeply engaged, despite the quirky wrestling musings it may provoke. These thoughts are likely to persist throughout my viewing experience when Monday Night Raw transitions to Netflix.
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2024-07-13 18:07