Not That Anyone Asked, But I Just Got An Answer To A Very NSFW Lord Of The Rings Question I’d Never Previously Thought About

Not That Anyone Asked, But I Just Got An Answer To A Very NSFW Lord Of The Rings Question I'd Never Previously Thought About

As a seasoned gamer and a lifelong fan of all things fantasy, I must admit that my innocence has been irrevocably shattered by the recent TikTok revelations about the Ring of Power. I used to enjoy scrolling through my algorithm, never expecting it to serve up such NSFW content right before bedtime. But alas, curiosity got the best of me and I found myself down a rabbit hole that will forever change how I view Middle Earth.


TikTok often exposes you to obscure information at unexpected times, such as late at night, and that’s exactly what happened to me recently. As I was casually browsing my usual mix of entertainment content, I accidentally came across a video about “Lord of the Rings” that significantly altered my future self. Now, unfortunately, I find myself in possession of NSFW knowledge that I never sought out, and I can’t help but yearn for the days gone by.

The full credit for these fascinating discussions belongs to FantasyAnnexe, who skillfully combined his deep understanding of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and human anatomy to address a rather unusual question regarding the capabilities of the Ring of Power. Hang on tight as you delve into this captivating exploration, and prepare yourself for a transformation similar to that experienced by TopMob’s Riley Utley when she revisited the original trilogy following her enjoyment of The Rings of Power. You’ll never view the movies in quite the same light again.

What Would Happen If Someone Stuck The Ring Of Power Up Their Butt?

As I began watching this viral TikTok, an unnamed man pondered about what would happen if Frodo stuck the Ring of Power up his butt. Would he disappear? It’s a question I’d personally never considered before this moment, but given how many people are in search of the ring, I get the logic of stashing it somewhere few would expect. If the fate of Middle Earth depends on it, desperate times might call for desperate measures. (Honestly, you’d have to think Gollum might’ve tried it, but I wouldn’t count on that scene happening in the planned spin-off movie for the character. )

It seems that, contrary to popular belief, neither Frodo nor anyone else who put the Ring into their possession would become invisible. Isn’t that surprising?

In simpler terms, a TikToker pointed out that our bodies have a single tube from the mouth to the sphincter, resembling a living donut with an internal hole. However, it’s been proven that this doesn’t function when clenched in a fist outside the body. Consequently, it’s clear that inserting the ring up your anus wouldn’t grant invisibility. On a side note, I might switch to watching my Prime subscription before bed instead of TikTok.

What Would Happen If Frodo Put The Ring Of Power On His Genitals?

After Pandora’s box is opened, there’s no going back, so I’m pleased FantasyAnnexe provided another response in light of what fans might be pondering. Given that putting on a ring can render one invisible, it makes sense to consider that if Frodo or anyone were to don the ring around their waist instead of their finger, they would vanish too.

Contemplate if you were one of the Ringwraiths, appearing and finding that situation. In our next conversation with Benjamin Walker, let’s inquire about the Elvish term for awkward or tense situations. Meanwhile, consider the following video as a reference: [Link to the original video]

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Only a few short months ago, we were engaged in discussions about who The Stranger was in Rings of Power, and yet here we find ourselves today.

Anticipation for Season 3 of “The Rings of Power” is growing within me, and I’m yearning for its arrival in 2025, as any intriguing TV content seems to offer a welcome respite from the relentless pondering about questions that have unexpectedly burrowed themselves into my thoughts. Despite this persistent mental burden, I feel compelled to share this insight, hoping it will be passed on to others. Remember, even those who seem insignificant can alter the destiny of Middle-earth lore.

Should the thought of revisiting the epic tale of The Lord Of The Rings trilogy cross your mind for any reason, you can easily do so by subscribing to Prime Video or Max. For those adventurous souls seeking intriguing responses to queries they never even considered, TikTok could be a captivating exploration point.

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2024-10-31 22:08