Latin America Laughs as Trump’s Tactics Collapse: The TACO Effect Unmasked!

Even as the specter of exorbitant tariffs loomed like a bad joke, Brazil, under the leadership of Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (or simply Lula, for those who prefer their politics uncomplicated), boldly declared, “We shall march on towards de-dollarization—why not? Even with the threat of a hundred percent export tax, we refuse to dance to Washington’s tune.” Read all about it here—if you can stomach the drama.😂

Crypto Rally or Summer Slip? The Shocking Truth đŸŽąđŸ’„

Now, here’s a little spoiler: Q3 has a reputation for being the plain Jane of the year. According to our trusty trader Daan Crypto Trades (who clearly loves to keep things spicy), this quarter historically gives the lowest returns for BTC and ETH. Summer: the season of slowdowns, breakouts of the sun, and… sleepy markets. 🌞😮

Crypto Circus: €300M Bitcoin Grab with a Laugh! 😂

Enter TOBAM, that seasoned investor since 2017—probably the only thing more aged than their jokes. They will be the exclusive subscriber, like a kid with an endless candy jar, buying shares daily as if market conditions are a game of roulette. Talk about trusting your fate to the whims of the market!