Crypto Drama: Sui Validators to the Rescue! 💰🚀

Ah, the infamous day of May 22, when the digital treasure trove of Cetus was plundered for over \$220 million! But fear not, for our valiant validators sprang into action, freezing \$162 million of the ill-gotten gains faster than you can say “decentralized finance.” 🦸‍♂️

Central African Republic Turns Land into Meme Coins—Because Why Not? 😂

On May 30, President Faustin-Archange Touadéra took to his favorite social media outlet, X (formerly Twitter, but who’s counting), to say he’d signed a decree to put this land on the Solana blockchain by June 2025. The idea? Anyone across the globe can now apparently buy a piece of Bosongo village—located 45 km west of Bangui—just by clicking on a website and tossing some of this meme coin, CAR, into the virtual wallet. Because nothing says “development” like a digital ledger for dirt and trees, right? 🌱💻