Now, the 1-hour chart is like that friend who suddenly gets a burst of energy after a nap. After days of just lying around between June 6 and 8, Bitcoin decided to wake up and shoot up to $107,499. The momentum is suggesting it might keep going, with the next psychological resistance at $108,000. You know, just a casual psychological barrier. No pressure! 😅
But should we clutch our pearls in panic?
All that dosh will be raked in through OpenCircle, a launchpad as new as a Basset Hound in a bowler hat, designed to help developers cook up AI-focused protocols. Cheers!
Sure, everyone has their favorite website—like a loyal dog to its master—trusting those metrics to tell them the secret to riches. But let’s face it: there’s more data than a Kremlin vault, and yet we still drown in it. Poor fools! 😅
Their new plan? Partner with an asset manager named TOBAM—sounds like a Scandinavian dessert—to raise funds so they can buy more Bitcoin. Because if there’s one thing that screams stability, it’s throwing millions into a rollercoaster that only goes up or down, with a smile on your face and a prayer in your heart.