Bitcoin Might See $80 Billion in New Demand: Details

Now, in a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writer raise an eyebrow, the U.S. Labor Department has decided to toss aside its anti-crypto guidance like last week’s leftovers. This was a major hurdle for fiduciaries who were previously as keen on crypto as a cat is on a bath. 🐱🚫

Ethereum Tokens: The Comedy of Gains and Losses! 🎭💰

Alas! The price of Optimism has faced a veritable tempest, as the bears, those dastardly creatures, have slashed it to its lowest point since its birth. Yet, fear not! The selling pressure has eased, allowing our brave token to rise ever so slightly from the depths. But lo! The bulls, those gallant knights, seem hesitant to charge forth until the OP price reclaims the sacred resistance at $1.2. 🐂