City’s Most Unlikely Duo: Global Bank Courts Crypto Whizz—Here’s What Went Down!
The giddy scheme involves FalconX taking Standard Chartered’s well-oiled banking wizardry and splicing it with their own shiny crypto gadgetry—like adding an engine from a Rolls-Royce to your Aunt Agatha’s sedan chair. “Streamlined access” for institutional investors is the order of the day, and we’re all invited. It’s the first time FalconX has thrown its lot in with a bank that doesn’t keep its assets in a biscuit tin, and if that doesn’t whet your appetite, I’ll eat my bowler.