Fantastic Four’s Next Chapter: Time Traveling Adventure

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Currently, the company is unfolding its narrative centered around the apocalyptic scenario known as ‘One World Under Doom’. In this storyline, Doctor Doom has seized control of Earth. Consequently, The Hollywood Reporter offers a sneak peek into the upcoming events for the Fantastic Four, where they grapple with untangling the schemes devised by their principal adversary.

Trump’s Outrageous Crypto Plan: Is the Dollar the New Bitcoin? 💸🚀

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In a revelation that could make even the most stoic banker raise an eyebrow, our favorite orange-tinted tycoon announced the formation of a U.S. Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. Yes, you heard it right! Instead of hocking off seized Bitcoin for peanuts, his administration has decided to hold these digital treasures like a squirrel hoarding nuts for winter—hoping to boost their value to the stratosphere. Will this serve the American public or merely satisfy Trump’s craving for more headlines? Only time will tell!

When Tether Outshines Nations: The New Financial Powerhouse! 💰😲

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Paolo Ardoino, the CEO of Tether, proudly proclaimed that the company has amassed a staggering $33.1 billion in U.S. Treasuries. “Tether was the 7th largest buyer of US Treasurys in 2024, compared to Countries,” he tweeted on X (formerly known as Twitter) earlier today. Ah, the irony of a company outpacing entire nations in the race for government bonds! 🏃‍♂️💨

Walrus Foundation’s $140M Raise: Blockchain’s New Storage Savior? 🐋

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The Walrus protocol, currently in testnet, promises to be the savior of data storage—or at least that’s what the press release claims. The funding, raised through a private token sale, will allegedly help Walrus scale its network on Sui (SUI). Because nothing says “scalability” like a blockchain named after a French pronoun. 🇫🇷