“I think we’re ready for the spring ahead,” she said, referring to the event’s title—“Spring Sprint Toward Crypto Clarity.” Well, spring might bring flowers, but it seems like it’s also bringing a lot of confusion. It’s a sprint, sure, but let’s hope they don’t trip over their own regulations. 🏃♀️💨
Thanks to a wise old federal court ruling at the end of 2024, it turns out that those clever little smart contracts can’t be labeled as “property” under American sanctions law. Who knew? It’s like saying a chocolate cake can’t be eaten! 🍰
In a reinterpretation of the beloved tale, Snow White (Loutsis), pursued by her wicked stepmother, confronts the chilling mysteries of a haunting woodland and forges alliances with seven supposedly lethal dwarfs in this ominous rendition of the traditional story.
According to multiple reports on movies in a similar budget range, the film “Mickey 17” is projected to cost Warner Bros. anywhere from $75 million to $80 million by the end of its cinema release. Initially budgeted at $198 million (including marketing expenses estimated at $80 million), the movie needed to earn about $300 million worldwide to break even, but has only managed to gross $92.2 million globally so far. After a modest start at the box office, its domestic earnings currently stand at $35.7 million, with expectations that it will finish its run earning around $46 domestically and about $143 million worldwide. These figures represent a significant drop from initial predictions of between $175 to $180 million globally before the last two weekends.
But don’t pour the champagne just yet (or ever, really). The two companies have graciously informed the regulators in Dubai—where Deribit is licensed—of their ambitious serenade, though whether this courtship will culminate in vows remains as foggy as the future of crypto itself. 🤷♀️