Crypto Drama: Tigran’s Wild Nigerian Adventure Unveiled! 🚀

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Now, Tigran’s session, charmingly dubbed “Fireside Chat” (because nothing says ‘serious financial compliance’ like a cozy chat by the fire), will be moderated by none other than Michael Gronager, the founder of Chainalysis. Together, they will delve into the murky waters of compliance policies and Tigran’s own rather unfortunate escapade of spending eight months in a Nigerian prison. Yes, you heard that right—eight months! That’s longer than most people spend trying to figure out how to use a new smartphone! 📱

Bitcoin Billionaire Saylor’s Latest Obsession: Buying More BTC!

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Saylor's latest acquisition

As the great philosopher, Ivan Karamazov, once said, “Man is created for happiness, that happiness lies in him, in the satisfaction of his natural human aspirations, in the unimpeded expression of his true human nature.” And so, it seems, Saylor’s true human nature is to accumulate as much Bitcoin as humanly possible. His latest acquisition brings the grand total to 499,226 BTC, a sum that would make even the most seasoned gambler weep with envy.

Dwarfed by Controversy

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Disney’s attempt to remake Snow White has not been a smooth one, and the subject of its seven central characters has been a particularly divisive one. While appearing at the premiere of the movie, actress Ali Chapman – who has dwarfism – slammed the decision of Disney to drop the dwarfs from the title of the movie and to replace actual actors with CGI characters instead. She said:

Beware! The Crypto Scammers Are Coming for Your Wallets! 💸

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It appears that the wise and venerable elders, those who have seen the rise and fall of many a currency, are now being targeted with the fervor of a hungry hawker at a food festival. The esteemed Datuk Seri Ramli Mohamed Yoosuf, Director of the Bukit Aman Commercial Crime Investigation Department, has issued a clarion call for caution, especially for those over the ripe age of 60. “Do not rush into the digital gold rush!” he implores, as if warning against a particularly treacherous bowl of laksa.