Zero Fees? Binance Wallet’s New Offer Will Make You Laugh and Cry! 😂💸

But hold your horses! Before you start dreaming of a life free from the shackles of fees, let us not forget the pesky little detail of gas fees. Ah, gas fees! The ever-present specter that haunts our crypto dreams, lurking in the shadows like a mischievous imp, ready to snatch away your hard-earned gains. So, while you may swap or buy assets without a care in the world, do keep your wallet close, for the gas fees will still demand their tribute.

WazirX Townhall: The Countdown to Voting Madness Begins! 🎉

Now, if you’re one of the 4.4 million users (yes, that’s a lot of people, and no, they don’t all live in your basement), you’ll want to pay attention. The management is rolling out the red carpet to discuss a restructuring scheme that, if approved by the majority, could see your portfolio bounce back to life like a cat with nine lives—at least 85% of it, anyway. They’re promising to have this all sorted by April-May 2025, which is just around the corner if you’re living in a time warp. 🕰️

Rules Disney Channel Stars Were Forced To Follow

It’s long been rumored that there were certain rules Disney Channel stars had to follow. These range from how they were taught to present themselves in public to how their actions and appearance were required to represent the company 24/7. Former actors have opened up about the different things Disney had them do over the years, from changing song lyrics to going through media training to prepare them for any situation. Here are the rules the stars of Disney Channel were forced to follow.

Bitcoin ETFs: The Great Escape of $1.6 Billion! 💸

According to the ever-watchful data wizards at SoSoValue, the twelve brave Bitcoin (BTC) ETFs faced weekly outflows of $799.39 million and $870.39 million in the first two weeks of March. That’s a total of $1.67 billion, which is enough to make even a dragon hoard its gold in disbelief! 🐉