Team 17’s Date Everything will let you romance your couch, fridge, and more

As a seasoned gamer with a richly textured life experience, I have seen it all – from exploring fantastical worlds to leading armies to victory. But nothing could have prepared me for this: entering into relationships with my household appliances. Yes, you read that right. Team 17’s new simulator, Date Everything, is here to challenge the very foundations of my gaming reality.


scrambled, poached, or crisply cooked with a hint of your girlfriend’s lipstick mark on the pan?

Could it be that the sizzling sound of a skillet or the alluring shape of a bathtub have consistently piqued your thoughts in an intriguing manner?

Get ready to develop a deep affection for your most cherished home item! Date Everything invites you to explore a new bond with your beloved cutlery.

Date Everything allows you to enter relationships with your household appliances

In the mornings, a well-prepared cup of coffee is as appealing to me as it is to anyone else. The invigorating scent alone, reaching my nose and then brain, effectively jump-starts my mental alertness, signaling an excellent beginning to the day. However, I’d rather not entertain the idea of my coffee cup reciprocating affection.

If your response is affirmative, Team 17 has an exciting new release for you: A simulator where you can court your home appliances.

With Date Everything, you can explore your home in a new light, from the overflowing refrigerator to the cozy fireplace – find yourself developing affectionate feelings for your household appliances.

With over 100 dateable characters, Date Everything brings an exceptionally sensual touch to the comfort of your own home.

As a passionate gamer, I can tell you that in this captivating game, every character comes with their unique backstories and has the potential to steal your heart.

Team 17’s imaginative team is behind all of this, known for creating hits like Worms, Lemmings, and Overcooked 2.

As a passionate fan, I’d express it this way: When you upgrade to the Digital Deluxe Edition, not only do you gain access to exclusive content, but you’ll also receive a captivating, scarlet-red shirt. Trust me, this eye-catching attire is sure to elicit admiring comments from some rather unusual admirers – certain appliances!

It’s unfortunate that Microsoft’s playful new Deadpool controller hasn’t been included, but modders may find a way to make it compatible soon. And as for the couch, it might be best to steer clear of it unless you enjoy sitting in your own indentations… This is getting quite overwhelming.

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2024-07-26 11:12