Tether’s Big Money Move: From Crypto to…Rumble?! 🤯

Okay, so remember how Tether, the *stablecoin* with more money than sense, was all about crypto? Well, buckle up, darlings, because it seems they’re branching out. Like, *really* branching out. Apparently, they have billions in spare change 🤑 and instead of just sitting on it, they’re going on a shopping spree… and by shopping spree, I mean investing in… wait for it… Rumble. 🙄

Yes, you read that right, the social media platform known for… well, let’s just say *controversy*. 🤭 So basically, Tether is saying, “We’re gonna diversify! You know, like those petro-states do with their oil money. We’ll just buy up whatever’s out there, just in case something happens to our crypto empire.” It’s like they’re saying, “If crypto goes down, we’ve got enough Rumble stock to last us until the apocalypse.” Just kidding… kind of.

But here’s the thing, my dears: it’s not like Tether is actually being subtle about this whole “buying up the world” thing. Apparently, they’re throwing money at anything that moves… or at least anything that’s vaguely crypto-adjacent. I mean, they even put money into StablR, which just launched two MiCA-compliant stablecoins, EURR and USDR. It’s like Tether is saying, “We’ll fund anything that might give us a competitive edge in this crazy world.” Oh, honey, they’re not just diversifying, they’re trying to take over the world. And who knows, maybe they’ll succeed. They’ve got the money, after all. But they better hope their investments are smarter than their branding. I mean, Rumble? Really?

2025-02-07 16:41

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