“Trump’s Crypto Cha-Cha: Bitcoin’s Bait-and-Switch!”

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“Trump’s Crypto Cha-Cha: Bitcoin‘s Bait-and-Switch!”

“Trump’s Crypto Cha-Cha: Bitcoin’s Bait-and-Switch!”

Why did Trump play hide-and-seek with Bitcoin and Ethereum in his crypto reserve? And why the sudden change of heart? What’s the real game plan for Bitcoin’s future as a national treasure?

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Trump’s Crypto Shuffle: The Big Reveal

After months of whispers and guesses, President Donald Trump drops the crypto bombshell: a U.S. crypto strategic reserve!

On March 2, he throws Ripple (XRP), Solana (SOL), and Cardano (ADA) into the mix. 🌀

A U.S. Crypto Reserve? Finally! After years of Biden’s bumbling, my Executive Order brings XRP, SOL, and ADA to the party! 🎉

— Trump Posts on 𝕏 (@trump_repost) March 2, 2025

But wait, where’s Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH)? The crypto world is baffled! 🤔

An hour later, Trump’s like, “Oops, my bad! BTC and ETH are in too, they’re the heart of the reserve!” 🤩

And, of course, BTC and ETH, my favorite digital gold! They’re the heart of the reserve! 💖

— Trump Posts on 𝕏 (@trump_repost) March 2, 2025

Senator Cynthia Lummis had pushed for a Bitcoin-only reserve. Trump, ever the showman, decides to mix it up! 🎩

His decision? A cocktail of crypto that’s got everyone buzzing. 🍸

Market Madness: Altcoins on a Rocket

The crypto market goes wild! 🐂 In 24 hours, it surges by $230 billion, from $2.81 trillion to $3.04 trillion. That’s an 8% jump!

ADA skyrockets, SOL soars, XRP jumps for joy! Even Bitcoin and Ethereum join the party. 🚀





But not everyone’s happy. Bitcoin fans feel snubbed, even though Trump later embraced BTC and ETH. 🤨

Trump rugged Bitcoiners, who gave him a 30-minute standing applause and voted for him. 🤡

— Irina ₿. Heaver (@IrinaHeaver) March 2, 2025

Crypto analyst The Bitcoin Therapist throws some shade, joking that even Bitcoin skeptic Peter Schiff might turn into a maximalist now. 🤣

The idea of XRP, SOLANA, and CARDANO in a strategic U.S. reserve is so retarded that even Peter Schiff is becoming a Bitcoin maximalist. 🤪

— The ₿itcoin Therapist (@TheBTCTherapist) March 2, 2025

Insider Trading? Oh, the Drama!

The drama unfolds! Hours before the news, a trader goes all-in with a $200 million bet on BTC and ETH. 🤲

Going 50x long on $eth & $btc with $200,000,000 is crazy. This is either a very rich degenerate or a market maker about to move the market. 🤑

— Teddy Bitcoins (@TeddyBitcoins) March 2, 2025

With just $4 million down, the trader’s bet pays off big time after Trump’s announcement. 🤑

Teddy Bitcoins asks, “If Bitcoin has no insider trading, explain this.” 🤨

If “Bitcoin has no insider trading” explain this: 🤔

— Teddy Bitcoins (@TeddyBitcoins) March 2, 2025

Speculation runs wild! Investor Mike Alfred hints at Trump’s team profiting from the announcement. 🤑

Now we know who made this insanely well-timed $4M, 50x leverage bet on BTC and ETH. Well played @realDonaldTrump and @DonaldJTrumpJr. This is how you turn power into money. The Bidens played small ball in comparison. Bravo! 🎩

— Mike Alfred (@mikealfred) March 3, 2025

Journalist Ben Norton points out Trump’s crypto czar’s financial ties to the assets in the reserve. 🌀

Jaw-dropping corruption in the US: Trump’s billionaire crypto czar is invested in a fund with holdings in the U.S. government Crypto Strategic Reserve. 🤯

— Ben Norton (@BenjaminNorton) March 3, 2025

Crypto czar David Sacks denies any wrongdoing, but the plot thickens! 🕵️

Correct. I sold all my cryptocurrency before taking office. 🤖

— David Sacks (@DavidSacks) March 3, 2025

Despite the drama, there’s no concrete evidence of insider trading or undue influence. Yet! 🤷

Experts Weigh In: Is This Genius or Madness?

The crypto world is divided! Some see Trump’s move

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2025-03-03 16:23