Oh, what a splendid jest fate weaves when cryptocurrency meets romance! Bybit, that insatiable seducer of digital fortune-seekers, has bestowed upon its card-wielding minions an ephemeral indulgence of 14% cashback this Valentine’s Day. Truly, nothing says “I love you” like a paltry 10 USDT returned on your reckless affection-spending spree. Do spend wisely, or foolishly—it matters not, for cupid is evidently on a budget.
But alas, sweethearts, this offering demands the swiftness of Greek tragedy. Only purchases on February 14, from the stroke of midnight to its fleeting end, shall be eligible. And note, the courtship of cashback is limited to a mere 5,000 transactions. A spectacle in scarcity, as though love were a Black Friday doorbuster.
“We aim to enrich our users’ romantic escapades,” chimed Bybit, with Cupid’s bow replaced by transactional fine print. What generosity, nay, what poetry!
Launched in 2024, the Bybit Card serenades over 1.2 million romantically digitized souls. It offers the tantalizing possibility of spending your crypto in stores, online, or at Mastercard ATMs—because nothing whispers romance like a frozen cryptocurrency transaction at a checkout line. Physical or virtual, your card awaits activation to join forces with Apple Pay or Google Pay. True love, they say, is borderless—and so, it seems, is a good exchange rate.
Valentine’s comes but once a year, dear users—but crypto humor like this comes every day. 💸💕
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2025-02-07 22:46