In a tale as old as time, our dear protagonist, the social media magnate and part-time alchemist, Dave Portnoy, has once again spun straw into gold—or rather, memecoins into a modest fortune. By the deft manipulation of the almighty GREED, he conjured a sum of $258k, no doubt to invest in a collection of fine, vintage memes. 📈🎩
But lo! Just as the commoners were catching their breath, our hero, with a flourish and a wink, introduced GREED2. A sequel so inevitable, it was practically predestined by the blockchain gods. And what did he do? Why, he acquired a neat 26.8% of the shiny new tokens, of course. 🚀🔥
“Dave Portnoy(@stoolpresidente) created $Greed and bought 357.92M $Greed (35.79% of the total supply).
He sold all $357.92M $Greed in a single transaction, causing the price of $Greed to crash by 99%.
And he made ~$258K from $Greed.
Next, Dave Portnoy created $Greed2 and… ” — Lookonchain (@lookonchain) February 19, 2025
Portnoy, ever the philosopher, decried the memecoin community’s inherent avarice, conveniently overlooking his own participation in the grand heist. 🤔💭 After a reported swindle in the LIBRA token saga, one might think our hero would retire his cape. But no, the show must go on!
“There are lots of people in the meme coin world who try to act like they are the moral authority when all they want to do is dump on you and make easy money. The entire ecosystem is Greed and nothing else. Go dump on each other peasants but don’t complain to me if you lose…” — Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) February 18, 2025
“This is your world you created,” he chortled, “Now dance for me!!!!” And dance they did, as the crypto community buzzed with a mix of admiration, disbelief, and the occasional facepalm. 🕺🚫
And so, the saga continues. Will GREED2 be the coin that breaks the camel’s back? Or will it simply be another chapter in the never-ending tale of Dave Portnoy’s quest for memetic riches? Only time—and the blockchain—will tell. 🤷♂️📚
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2025-02-19 16:06