🚀 Bitcoin Battle: Nations Vie for Crypto Crown! 🌟

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On March 20, the dashing investor and entrepreneurial wizard, Anthony Pompliano, blurted out on Fox News, “It’s a cosmic scramble, folks! Russia, Abu Dhabi, El Salvador, Bhutan – they’re all in a tizzy, snatching up Bitcoin like it’s the last pie at the picnic.” 🌍🍕

And just like that, the notion of a Bitcoin “race” has become more real than a ghost at a séance. Leaders of the world are gabbing away about the need to either stockpile digital gold or make Bitcoin their new best friend. 🚀💰

El Salvador, in 2021, was the first to say, “Bitcoin, you’re hired!” They scooped up over 2,000 of these digital darlings for their national piggy bank. It’s been a wild ride, and not everyone’s cheering from the sidelines. Similarly, the Central African Republic hopped on the Bitcoin bandwagon in 2022, thinking it might just be the ticket to a brighter economic future. 🌟🎢

These bold moves are a neon sign flashing “Interest in Bitcoin!” It’s like a treasure hunt with only 21 million shiny coins, and in a decade, the chest will be nearly empty. 🏴‍☠️🔍

The grand plan? Snatch up as much Bitcoin as possible to become the cool kid on the global block. 🏦🌟

What the Wizard Saylor Says…

Michael Saylor, the Bitcoin bard, chimes in with a history lesson, “We bought 78% of America for a mere $40 million. Let’s make Bitcoin the new Louisiana Purchase!” 🇺🇸💰

We purchased 78% of the United States for $40 million. America should buy Bitcoin.

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 11, 2025

In his latest soapbox sermon, Saylor likens the next ten years to a digital gold rush and calls Bitcoin the new Manhattan Project, but with “digital energy.” Zap! ⚡️🏙️

“Bitcoin is the king of the digital hill, controlling a whopping 99% of the crypto kingdom,” he boasts. “The U.S. only has eyes for Bitcoin. To rule cyberspace and keep the financial crown, America needs to get its Bitcoin game on. Only Bitcoin and U.S. Treasuries can save the day!” 🦸‍♂️💼

No surprise, Saylor is cheering on the government bigwigs who want to beef up the U.S.’s Bitcoin buffet. 🎉🇺🇸

President Trump, Sen. Cynthia Lummis, and Bo Hines are all about that Bitcoin life, wanting to fill the U.S. reserves to the brim. 🛢️🔝

We want “as much as we can get.” – @BoHines on Bitcoin

— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 18, 2025

Pompliano, another crypto cheerleader, is all for the Trump team’s Bitcoin blitz. 📣🏦

Pompliano, the prophet of crypto, says he can’t predict when Bitcoin will hit a million, but he’s sure it’ll be worth more than a pile of dirt today. Last he checked, Bitcoin was worth more than a shiny new car. 🚗💸

“Mark my words,” says Pompliano, “the world is going to go gaga for Bitcoin. They think it’s cute now, but just wait – they’ll be buying it like it’s going out of style!” 🛍️🔥

Who’s in the Bitcoin Derby?

Aside from Uncle Sam, Pompliano named Russia, El Salvador, Bhutan, and the United Arab Emirates as the jockeys in this crypto horse race. They’ve all got some Bitcoin, but not all of them are shouting it from the rooftops. 🏇🌍

Russia’s crypto stash is as mysterious as its weather, but we know they love mining and using crypto to stick it to the West. 🕵️‍♂️🔗

Pompliano forgot to mention China, the second-largest Bitcoin bully after the U.S. The UK and Ukraine are hot on China’s heels, according to the Bitcoin brain trust at BitBo. 🏦🌟

And let’s not forget the corporate bigwigs, like Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy) and BlackRock, who are Bitcoin’s sugar daddies, owning enough to give entire nations a run for their money. 💼🚀

Some Countries Are Sitting This One Out

European countries are playing it cool, with Estonia leading the charge in blockchain tech for elections and health records. But when it comes to crypto reserves, the EU is like a bunch of fuddy-duddies. Too volatile, too risky, they say. 🇪🇺🛑

Switzerland, South Korea, Japan, and others are chill as a cucumber, not caring about America’s Bitcoin binge. Germany even sold off thousands of Bitcoin, like it was yesterday’s news. 📰🗑️

When Crypto.news asked Genius Group about their Bitcoin hoard, they said, “We’re in it for the long haul. Buy and hold, baby!” 🕰️💰

So, if this Bitcoin race is a real thing, as Pompliano claims, we’ve got to wonder: Did countries without spaceships or nukes in the 20th century end up with nothing? 🤔🚀

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2025-03-22 22:04