In the swirling vortex of crypto speculation, a tantalizing tweet materialized, sending the XRP faithful into paroxysms of joy. Amelie, an X user of considerable influence (99,000 followers, no less!), proclaimed to the world:
“BREAKING: BLACKROCK MET WITH THE SEC CRYPTO TASK FORCE THIS WEEK… BUCKLE UP FOLKS – GET READY FOR THE BLACKROCK #XRP SPOT ETF FILING!” 🚀
Attached to this incendiary post was a document, ostensibly the “BlackRock – SEC Crypto Task Force Meeting Agenda,” replete with the names of high-ranking BlackRock luminaries: Benjamin Tecmire, Robert Mitchnick, and Joseph Chalom. The crypto community, ever prone to bouts of unbridled enthusiasm, was instantly set aflame with anticipation.
The agenda, a seemingly innocuous list of discussion points, was scrutinized with the fervor of biblical scholars, with many convinced that the mention of “in-kind creations and redemptions” was, in fact, a veiled reference to the impending arrival of an XRP ETF. 🤔
Alas, dear reader, the truth is far more pedestrian. As our sources, familiar with the inner workings of this clandestine meeting, have revealed:
The meeting transpired, the agenda is genuine, but XRP? Nowhere to be found. 🙅♂️
It appears the gathering was merely a staid discussion about the operational intricacies of existing crypto ETFs, with nary a whisper about XRP or the faintest glimmer of an ETF filing on the horizon. The SEC, that great arbiter of crypto fate, remains mum on the subject.
And so, as the XRP community’s collective heart rate returns to normal, we’re left to ponder the age-old adage: “The line between speculation and reality is often blurred, but rarely as entertainingly as in the world of crypto.” 😊
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2025-04-04 13:09