10 Criterion Collection Movies with the Lowest Rotten Tomatoes Scores

As a film critic with a deep appreciation for European cinema and a particular fondness for Ingmar Bergman’s oeuvre, I’ve spent countless hours immersing myself in the intricacies of his masterpieces – from “The Seventh Seal” to “Fanny and Alexander.” However, there are two Bergman films that have left me perplexed and somewhat disappointed.

The Criterion Collection, celebrated for presenting some of the most esteemed cinema history has earned a renowned status. With a focus on carefully restoring and distributing both classic and modern masterpieces, this collection boasts an impressive roster of films from legendary directors and those commonly studied in film schools. This prestigious label carries a well-deserved reputation for excellence. Nevertheless, there are a few movies within their extensive catalog that fail to meet critical acclaim.

As a passionate fan, I’ve gone through The Criterion Collection and was excited to discover that most of its films have impressive Rotten Tomatoes scores. However, to my surprise, there were a few titles that didn’t meet the mark for me or many other viewers – their Rotten Tomatoes scores all came in below 50%. These are the underperforming Criterion Collection movies that didn’t win over critics and audiences alike.

11 Jabberwocky (1977)

45% Rotten With 22 reviews

In a turn of unfavorable fortune, an unassuming peasant named Dennis Cooper (Michael Palin) finds himself in an extraordinary predicament: being the only individual believed to be able to summon the mythical beast, the Jabberwock. Uninterested in adventure or wealth, Cooper is unwillingly thrust into the role of hero. With the enticing rewards of the princess’s hand in marriage and wealth on the line, this reluctant hero stumbles into his newfound duty as a monster slayer. The film, set in medieval times, draws inspiration from the whimsical poem “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll.

Not Quite the Monty Python Critics Expected

The collaboration of Jabberwocky with Monty Python members Michael Palin and Terry Gilliam might have raised expectations for a brilliantly humorous film. However, the movie fell short of Monty Python’s legendary wit and instead relied heavily on physical comedy, which left critics underwhelmed and feeling the production was unremarkable in its humor delivery.

As a gamer, I’d put it this way: I’ve noticed that about half of the viewers seem to have the same reaction so far. But not everyone agrees that our project is a mismatch with Monty Python. Some believe it’s a fitting continuation, appreciating its visual style and common themes with “Monty Python and The Holy Grail.”

You can stream Jabberwocky on The Criterion Channel, Prime, Tubi, and Peacock

10 Black Moon (1975)

45% Rotten With 11 reviews

In the vein of Lewis Carroll’s “Alice in Wonderland,” the movie “Black Moon” follows the journey of a young girl named Lily. Seeking refuge from intricate entanglements with men, she finds solace in the rural life of an unusual family. The film is largely devoid of dialogue and boasts a nonlinear narrative. Instead, it weaves together a succession of dreamlike scenes and peculiar encounters to convey the fantastical tale of youthful rebellion. Open to various interpretations, “Black Moon” has predominantly been acclaimed as a testament to female empowerment.

Nonsensical Approach Fell Flat With many Critics

Louis Malle’s unconventional adaptation of “Alice in Wonderland” drew varied responses from critics. Some found it dull and excessive, while others saw it as a reflection of the same whimsical absurdity as filmmakers like David Lynch and Luis Buñuel. However, there is general consensus that the cinematography is excellent.

You can stream Black Moon on The Criterion Channel

9 Indiscretion of an American Wife (1953)

43% Rotten With 14 reviews

Originally named “Terminal Station,” this film, which boasts approximately an additional 15 minutes of material, is titled “Indiscretion of an American Wife” today. The story revolves around Mary Forbes, a married American woman, who, during her stay in Rome, becomes infatuated with Italian-American professor, Giovanni Doria. Their month-long affair ignites a fiery romance, and as Mary prepares to depart, Giovanni attempts to persuade her to remain in Italy. However, their impassioned goodbye on the train platform results in their arrest for public indecency, leading to more complications.

Either Cut of the Film Does not Seem To Cut it With Most Critics

As a passionate moviegoer, I’ve come across some disappointing reviews for a recent film I watched. Critics have drawn unfavorable comparisons, implying that the movie fell short of the classic “Brief Encounter” (1945). Outlets like Variety and Time seem particularly critical, stating that the film suffered from slow pacing and rigid acting performances. This criticism applies to both versions I’ve seen.

Both critics and viewers hold vastly different perspectives when it comes to the on-screen connection between Montgomery Clift and Jennifer Jones in this Vittorio De Sica film. While some are drawn to the portrayal of cultural disparities and the live, unfolding narrative, others strongly disagree about their chemistry. Given such varied reactions, it’s recommended that you experience it firsthand.

You can stream Indiscretion of an American Wife on Prime, Plex, MGM+, or Fubo

8 Androcles and the Lion (1952)

43% Rotten With 7 reviews

Many people have heard of the old tale “Androcles and the Lion” through simplified versions told during childhood. This story revolves around a man named Androcles, who gains the lion’s friendship by removing a thorn from its paw. The movie adaptation, directed by Chester Erskine and Nicholas Ray, stays true to the play’s essence. In this rendition, Androcles is a Christian on the run from Roman authorities. Eventually captured, he is sentenced to be devoured by a lion for the entertainment of the crowd. However, when he encounters the lion he once helped, they do not fight but instead put on a dance that pleases the spectators and ultimately halts the persecution of Christians.

Many a Miscast Led to Some Being Sour

At the time, there may have been lingering resentment among critics and film enthusiasts regarding Harpo Marx being let go from the project, casting a shadow over the production. The actors’ performances were particularly under the microscope, with Maurice Evans’ interpretation of the emperor drawing criticism when George Sanders was originally slated for the role.

In today’s contemporary world, films that uphold classic Christian beliefs may face divisive opinions. Nevertheless, the ensemble cast drew praise, while viewers appreciated the movie’s clever wit, engaging script, and stunning visuals.

You can stream Androcles and the Lion (1952) on The Criterion Channel

7 Armageddon (1998)

43% Rotten With 177 reviews

As a devoted fan, I’d recount it like this: When NASA announces the alarming discovery of an asteroid as massive as Texas barreling towards Earth, they call upon Harry Stamper and his team of skilled deep-core drillers. Our mission is to drill into the colossal space rock and plant a nuclear charge, aiming to split it in two before it can cause catastrophic damage. The task seems insurmountable with the odds stacked against us, but we’re determined to save the planet.

How Did Armageddon Even Get Included in The Criterion Collection!?

Long-term followers of The Criterion Collection have found Michael Bay’s “Armageddon” (1998) adding to their catalog amusing. Initially hailed as Criterion’s first two-disc production, this film was among the earlier titles they acquired licensing rights for and does not represent their usual standards.

For lovers of exhilarating 90s sci-fi action movies, this film might still be an enjoyable find. Yet, among the distinguished titles in the Criterion Collection, it seems quite out of place. The criticisms against it are notably harsher and less refined compared to other films on this list.

You can Stream Armageddon on AMC+ or Fubo

6 Equinox (1970)

33% Rotten With 6 reviews

During a picnic outing, four companions unexpectedly discover an antiquated, ruined house. Inside, they come across a notoriously ominous grimoire known as the Necronomicon. As they endeavor to decipher the text within this leather-bound volume, they encounter a deceptive adversary – a park ranger named Asmodeus. Eventually, Asmodeus emerges to seize the cursed book, prompting him to unleash a horde of monstrous creatures against the friends in pursuit.

Amateurish but Ambitious Attempt at Horror

As a devoted fan of B-movies, I’m well aware that not everyone shares my appreciation for their unique charm. Critics, with their discerning eyes and refined taste, might find “Equinox” a bit too rough around the edges. With its stilted dialogues, questionable scripting, and a heavy emphasis on sensationalism over artistic merit, this film may not win over the critics’ hearts. Yet, for me and fellow B-movie enthusiasts, “Equinox” remains an endearing gem. Its audaciously ambitious special effects, achieved on a shoestring budget, add to its quirky allure.

The film was selected by Criterion for its homage to George Lucas and Ray Harryhausen’s masterful practical effects in stop animation. Some viewers go so far as to label it an early influence on “The Evil Dead”. Despite being considered a low-budget, cheesy production with objective flaws, the movie has garnered a dedicated fan base.

You can stream Equinox (1970) on The Criterion Channel or Max

5 Valley of the Dolls (1967)

33% Rotten With 40 reviews

As a big fan of “Valley of the Dolls,” I’d describe it this way: This captivating story follows my journey along with Anne Welles, Neely O’Hara, and Jennifer North – three ambitious young women pursuing dreams in Hollywood. With distinct personas, we each tackle our craft in unique ways. Yet, despite our differences, we all ultimately face the same tragic fate: an insidious addiction to barbiturates, symbolized by the “dolls” in the title, a chilling slang term for these powerful depressants.

Trash Instead of Class in Dealing with The Struggles of Fame

As a former film critic with over a decade of experience under my belt, I’ve seen my fair share of movies that missed the mark. But none quite like “The Valley of the Dolls.” The way this movie was received by critics, including the legendary Roger Ebert, left me utterly disappointed.

In an amusing twist of fate, if the satirical movie adaptation of the popular but panned film “The Valley of the Dolls,” titled “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,” had been made, it would have had Roger Ebert penning the script and Russ Meyer at the helm as director. This film currently enjoys a rating of 76%. Despite its negative critical reception, there is a dedicated fanbase who appreciate the movie’s campy, provocative, and excessively dramatic qualities.

You can rent Valley of the Dolls on Amazon or Apple TV

4 Jellyfish Eyes (2013)

29% Rotten With 14 reviews

After my father passed away, my mother and I left the bustling city life behind and moved to a peaceful small town. This shift brought about a significant change in pace, and we both entered a phase of deep grief. But as I began attending school there, I discovered an extraordinary secret: some students could summon strange companions called F.R.I.E.N.D.s. Learning this unexpected news injected a fresh sense of wonder into my grieving process.

A young boy quickly befriends an unusual creature resembling a jellyfish, which forms a special connection with Masahi. At first, the scene appears idyllic. However, it’s soon revealed that these creatures are being exploited by a sinister cult to generate malevolent energy.

Where Did It All Go Wrong?

As a big fan of Takashi Murakami’s art, I was thrilled when rumors swirled about him directing a visually stunning film. But when “Jellyfish Eyes” finally hit theaters, the reception was disappointing, to say the least. Despite the promising previews with their cute and intricately designed creatures, the execution fell flat for me and many others. The creatures appeared rough around the edges, as if they had been hastily put together. To make matters worse, the film’s audio was a discordant mess, and the overuse of certain colors left me feeling uneasy rather than immersed in the experience.

Some people disagreed with Criterion Collection’s decision to include “Jellyfish Eyes” in their special editions, arguing that it didn’t align with their goal of showcasing significant films. However, this Japanese fantasy movie has its supporters, especially those who appreciate the intricate designs and diverse creatures found in shows like Pokemon and Digimon.

You can stream Jellyfish Eyes on The Criterion Channel

3 All Monsters Attack (1969)

29% Rotten With 7 reviews

“Known as ‘All Monsters Attack,’ this film takes us along on the fanciful journey of a young boy named Ichiro. In his mind, Ichiro escapes to Monster Island where he confronts his bullies with revenge, makes new friends including Minilla, and gets an up-close view of Godzilla’s epic battles against other monsters.”

A Colossal Failure For The Giant Kaiju

The Godzilla series from Toho has been a fan favorite despite some criticism from film critics on Rotten Tomatoes, with certain films not receiving positive reviews. However, this perspective may be misleading as Godzilla’s cult following and historical significance warrant the release of all Toho Godzilla films by Criterion, regardless of their critical reception.

What makes “All Monsters Attack” (Godzilla Monstergoro from Invasion of Monster Island) the least-rated Godzilla film in The Criterion Collection? The movie incorporates stock footage, features a speaking Minilla, and has minimal monster battles. Additionally, its failed attempt to make Godzilla more child-friendly is another point of criticism. However, die-hard Godzilla fans will likely still appreciate this film despite these criticisms.

You can stream All Monsters Attack on The Criterion Channel, Max, Tubi, or Plex

2 All These Women (1964)

27% Rotten With 11 Reviews

Ingmar Bergman’s renowned comedy tells the story of a pretentious music critic named Cornelius. His mission is to pen a biography of the esteemed cellist, Felix, at his summer residence. However, gaining unobstructed access to Felix proves elusive for Cornelius, leading him into intriguing encounters with the musician’s servants and romantic interests instead.

Ingmar Bergman’s Failed Attempt at Comedy

The comedy in “All These Women” has not aged well, and it was criticized as a sadly misguided attempt at humor even when it first came out. Bergman himself disliked the production, finding the use of color so unappealing that he stuck with black-and-white films for the next five years before attempting another color project. Actresses Bibi Andersson and Harriet Andersson, who frequently collaborated with Bergman, were felt to have been wasted in this film, given a weak script that didn’t showcase their abilities to their fullest potential.

Although many found it hard to connect with “All These Women,” some audiences appreciated the witty fourth-wall breaks and were captivated by Sven Nykvist’s stunning cinematography, even if they had reservations about the color palette. However, Bergman himself was unimpressed, and the critical reception was harsh, making it a notable misstep for this renowned filmmaker.

You can Stream All These Women on The Criterion Channel

1 The Serpent’s Egg (1977)

20% Rotten With 20 Reviews

In the 1920s Germany after the devastation of World War I, the film “The Serpent’s Egg” follows the story of unemployed American circus artist, Abel Rosenberg, portrayed by David Carradine. Facing the challenges of his brother’s demise, alcoholism, poverty, and a complex love relationship, Abel’s journey delves into the themes of Jewish identity, the emerging power of Nazism, and the moral corruption in Germany post-WW1.

An Arguable Misstep by One of Cinema’s Greatest Directors

According to Rotten Tomatoes, the criticism towards “Serpent’s Egg” is that it is excessively self-indulgent and disappointingly tedious for a film of its kind. Notably, Roger Ebert expressed his view that the movie is loud yet devoid of meaningful content. Despite these acknowledged flaws, some fans continue to commend the production, highlighting Liv Ullman’s captivating performance and Bergman’s innovative take on the thriller genre, which keeps viewers intrigued.

Similar to “All These Women,” the film was added to the Criterion Collection primarily due to it being a production by Ingmar Bergman. The distributor holds the rights to most of his films, making the inclusion of “The Serpent’s Egg” an opportunity for Criterion to showcase Bergman, who is considered one of the greatest directors in history with ten 100% fresh scores. Despite having a low score, “The Serpent’s Egg” does not represent Bergman’s mastery over the film medium.

2024-07-22 06:02