3 Altcoins That’ll Make You Rich (Or Regret Everything) 🚀😂

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Ah, the altcoins—those little digital gremlins that either make you a fortune or leave you weeping into your cold instant noodles. XRP, that old rogue, has decided to moon, hitting a dizzying $3.66 before remembering gravity exists and settling at $3.42. Meanwhile, the top 50 cryptos are eyeing July 2025 like a cat eyeing an unattended tuna sandwich. 🐟

But fear not, dear degenerate gambler—er, trader—for we have three tokens that might just surprise you (or disappoint you spectacularly): Pi Network (PI), Hyperliquid (HYPE), and Official Trump (TRUMP). Because nothing says “financial stability” like a meme coin named after a former president. đŸ‡ș🇾

Altcoin Season or Not, Watch These Three Tokens

Ah, “altcoin season”—that magical time when 75% of the top 50 cryptos outperform Bitcoin for 90 days straight. It’s like spotting a unicorn, except the unicorn is made of volatile digital assets and your life savings. The “altcoin season index” currently sits at a thrilling 80 out of 100, which means we’re in an “altcoin month.” Close enough, right? 🩄


XRP’s recent all-time high has the altcoin gang feeling frisky. Meanwhile, Pi Network, Hyperliquid, and Official Trump are still warming up in the dugout, waiting for their turn to either shine or crash spectacularly. Place your bets! 🎰

Bitcoin Dominance Declines: Altcoin Season Coming?

Bitcoin’s dominance—its share of the total crypto market cap—has dropped nearly 4% in three weeks. It now sits at a measly 61.61%, down from 66% in late June. Oh, the horror! đŸ˜±

As Bitcoin stumbles, altcoins perk up like vultures spotting a wounded gazelle. Large holders are dumping BTC like it’s a hot potato, miners are offloading 16,000 BTC in a single day (because why not?), and altcoins are just
 sitting there. Waiting. Plotting. Maybe July 2025 is their time to shine. Or not. Who knows? đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

Pi Network, Hyperliquid, Official Trump Price Analysis

Pi Network (PI): Currently trading at $0.44, PI could gain 17% and test $0.5281. Or it could plummet to $0.40. The MACD’s green bars suggest momentum, but let’s be real—this is crypto. Nothing makes sense. 🌈

Hyperliquid (HYPE): Rallying toward $47 and $50, HYPE could gain 6%. Or it could nosedive to $42. The charts say “up,” but the crypto gods say “lol.” 🙃

Official Trump (TRUMP): At $10.20, TRUMP is 12% away from $11.45. A breakout could send it to $12.25. Or it could crash to $9.27. Either way, it’s a meme coin—so expect chaos. 🎭

Expert Commentary

“Bitcoin’s push to $123,000 is driven by institutional capital, not retail mania,” says Werner Brönnimann, Investment Manager at AMINA Bank. “The Altcoin Season Index is at 43/100, so we’re still in Bitcoin Season. The AMINAX index is 29% below its 2021 peak.”

Translation: “Bitcoin’s still king, altcoins are trying, and none of this means anything in the long run.” Happy trading! 🍿

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2025-07-21 00:51