As a long-time admirer of Chris Farley’s comedic genius and having watched Tommy Boy more times than I care to admit, I must say that this movie is nothing short of a hilarious rollercoaster ride! The scene where Tommy uses his father’s technique to evade arrest by screaming about bees has always been one of my favorites. It’s pure, unadulterated Farley at his best, and the fact that it works just adds to the absurdity and charm of the moment.
There are certain movies that I simply couldn’t get enough of at one specific point in my life, and Tommy Boy is one of them. Fortunately, the 1995 Chris Farley movie is still as funny and delightful to me today as it was decades ago. As fun as it is to revisit Chris Farley’s best quotes from his various projects, it’s equally enjoyable to zoom in entirely on Tommy Boy and dive right into Tommy and Richard’s shenanigans. There’s just something about the combination of Chris Farley’s goofy humor and David’s Spade’s ultra-dry sarcasm that does the trick every time. And this movie makes the absolute best of that dynamic in every scene the duo share. So let’s get into the funniest and most ridiculous scenes and quotes from Tommy Boy.
“I Got A D+! I’m gonna graduate!”
Initially, we encounter Tommy, played by Chris Farley, through a string of blunders suggesting he might not be the brightest individual. His exuberance over receiving a D+ grade from a college exam solidifies this assumption, yet it’s important to note that he managed to pass.
“And did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?”
Instead of ignoring or being understanding about Tommy’s awkwardness, Richard (David Spade) doesn’t hold back and promptly points out Tommy’s mistake when he recites phone numbers to prove he had already contacted his flight, even though it turned out that Tommy wasn’t using a walkie-talkie as Richard suspects; it was actually a cordless phone.
“A lot of people go to college for seven years.” “I know, they’re called doctors.”
Tommy appears unabashed by the fact he’s been in college for nearly a decade, considering that many individuals require similar time frames to earn their degrees. However, it should be noted, such prolonged studies are usually associated with medical professionals. (139 words)
“Your brain has the shell on it.”
Although Tommy is convinced that the thin coating on the M&Ms will prevent Richard’s dashboard from getting sticky with melted chocolate, he’s far less certain about the argument he comes up with when Richard jokes about his brain having a tough outer layer.
When Tommy Faces Off With The Hooks
Tommy might be intelligent enough (given some time and a few bumps along the way) to wear his safety hard-hat at the auto parts factory, but if he’s left unsupervised, he’ll undoubtedly find ways to cause trouble. This could mean engaging in what appears to be an unusual form of martial arts when dealing with various assembly line tools, such as confronting a series of hooks in a peculiar manner.
“Anything that you want to keep cool.”
This line is one I use frequently, often when someone provides an excessive number of examples. If you recognize the reference, it’s typically because of how “Big Tom” (played by Brian Dennehy) delivers it with such patience in response to Tommy listing the contents he plans to keep in his office mini-fridge. I can’t explain why it always makes me laugh; perhaps it’s the tone in which it’s spoken.
“Brothers don’t shake hands. Brothers gotta hug!”
If Paul (Rob Lowe) believed he could saunter into the Callahan household without trying to connect with his supposedly new step-brother, he was badly mistaken. That much became apparent as soon as Paul arrived, for Tommy immediately demanded a hug to emphasize their bond.
“I’m a maniac!”
Although others might not appreciate being caked in mud and various other substances following their cow tipping escapade with Tommy, Tommy views the subsequent cleaning process as a chance to put on a spectacular display reminiscent of the movie Flashdance. It’s truly magnificent.
“LUKE! I am your Faaa-ther”
If someone left an excellent fan on your table and you didn’t have anything more important to attend to, as Tommy Callahan might do, you’d likely perform a top-notch imitation of Darth Vader, something like “Lo-la-la-lo-laaaa.
“I have what doctors call a bit of a weight problem”
Tom seems more self-conscious than one would expect. He’s comfortable enough to acknowledge his health concerns, such as extra pounds, as he puts it – a term he uses himself when Michelle (Julie Warner) offers him a donut, and he graciously turns it down.
“Watch your language in front of the lady, punk!”
Tommy could be associated with a band of “mischief makers” mocking him and his rowboat, yet he won’t tolerate children using inappropriate language when Michelle is around. Thankfully, she shares his intolerance for their actions and often reacts more sternly than him, but I can’t help but appreciate his passionate reactions from the boat.
“It’s a clip on” “Hehe, are you sure?”
Sure thing! Richard wasn’t too thrilled with Tommy wearing a clip-on tie, but at least he made an effort to dress up for the sales pitch. That counts for something, doesn’t it?
Tommy Uses Model Cars For His Sales Pitch
In this particular moment, we’re all finding ourselves akin to Richard, filled with intense anxiety as Tommy carries out a display involving the valuable model cars of the potential break-pad buyer. It seems surprising that after causing such a devastating crash, Tommy didn’t halt the demonstration. Instead, he took it even further by igniting the car on fire.
“I’m picking up your sarcasm.” “Well, I should hope so because I’m laying it on pretty thick.”
I adore Chris Farley’s wacky humor just as much, but I’m equally fond of David Spade’s dry wit. The unique blend in this scene – with Tommy struggling to mend the car door – makes it a must-have on the list. Plus, Dave Huband as the gas station attendant deserves bonus points for his “22 mileszzzz away” line, which always cracks me up!
“What’d you do?!”
During the course of this road trip comedy, Richard’s vehicle experiences quite a bit. In a particularly amusing scene, when the car was mostly intact, Tommy nearly ripped the door off its hinges by backing up without closing it next to the gas pump. However, did he admit fault for the damage? Definitely not. Instead, he managed to put the door back on, neglected the gas altogether, and as soon as Richard touched the car, the door fell off again, placing the blame squarely on him.
“Poor little furry thing.”
The film Tommy Boy isn’t just filled with joyful scenes; there are moments of sadness too. For instance, when Richard’s attention is diverted and he can’t prevent the car from hitting a deer on the road. It seemed so unfortunate for that small, fluffy creature. (Luckily, the deer only needed a break and was fine later.)
“No, it’s gotta be your bull.”
Despite the fact that things don’t always turn out smoothly for Tommy when he tries to emulate his father’s sales pitch, it’s important to note that he is making an effort. However, on this particular occasion, he got confused and ended up delivering the phrase in a way that was somewhat awkward.
“No way that just happened.”
Do you recall an incident where Tommy and Richard struck a deer with their vehicle? Kind-hearted as they are, they placed the apparently lifeless deer into the back of their car, unaware that it was still alive. To their astonishment, the deer stirred and became frantic, tearing through the roof of Richard’s car, leaving Tommy and Richard utterly stunned.
Tommy Tries To Make Richard Laugh By Wearing His Coat
Tom isn’t the type to let a negative atmosphere linger, not even when he and Richard find themselves in tough circumstances. Instead, he’s always ready to inject some fun into situations. For instance, he might wear Richard’s coat (a nod to a real-life skit between Farley and Spade), which is way too small for him, and serenade it with the “fat man in a little coat” tune until his friend cracks up, or until the coat tears apart at the seams, whichever happens first.
Tommy and Richard Singing To The Carpenters
In any genuine friendship, there’s a point where you need to decide if you’re comfortable belting out an emotionally charged, possibly cheesy tune together. For Richard and Tommy, this defining moment arises when “Superstar” by The Carpenters starts playing. Initially pretending not to care, they eventually succumb to the song’s emotional pull, singing along wholeheartedly.
“Nope. Ship shape.”
During an altercation outside, it’s possible that Richard went too far when he struck a piece of wood against the side of Tommy’s face. Moments later, Tommy appears puzzled and worried about the discomfort in the region where he was hit by the wooden object. However, Richard seems oblivious to the growing swelling or bruise in that area. Everything’s ship-shape!
“I love my ltitle naughty pet. You’re naughty!”
When the pressure is minimal, it seems like that’s all Tommy needed to discover his salesman rhythm. After learning from the waitress at a café that the ovens are out, Tommy launches into a detailed story about his challenges, using a slice of bread to portray his mischievous pet, eventually causing its destruction. Somehow, this unconventional approach succeeds in charming the woman, who consents to place an order for him.
“Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy!”
Absolutely, Tommy feels elated once the server accepts his request for an order, but he hardly notices this achievement when Richard draws attention to it. The only thing on his mind is satisfying his craving for chicken wings.
“Do you know where the weight room is? Ill check it out.”
If you’re curious if Tommy has a way with women, indeed he does. You can observe this when he encounters an attractive woman, such as by the pool of a motel they’re staying at. It seems that flaunting his muscles and inquiring about the weight room in a deep tone is his approach.
“I gotta go.”
At Callahan’s, as soon as we notice Michelle’s pneumatic tube system, it feels like a comedic mishap is imminent. And indeed, an amusing incident occurs when Paul is discovered accessing Michelle’s computer, followed by him standing close to one of the tube openings, triggering the suction to unexpectedly tear his shirt off and transport it through the tube. Despite the awkward situation, Paul chooses not to address his new state of undress and hastily departs instead.
“Please go away let me sleep for the love of god!”
Traveling can be tiring, which makes it understandable that Tommy might get frustrated when Richard plays a prank by posing as a cleaner and repeatedly knocking on the door.
“Bees!”
In a hurry, Tommy employs one of his father’s tricks to avoid being arrested when he and Richard are stopped. He swiftly exits the vehicle and scatters, yelling about bees and insisting that the officers’ weapons won’t work on them. Somehow, this plan succeeds.
Richard and Tommy’s safety announcements
David Spade is famously known for his amusing portrayal of a flight attendant on SNL, notably the popular “buh-bye” phrase. In this role, although he doesn’t come off as rude to the passengers, he skillfully employs his knack for sarcasm. As a flight attendant alongside Tommy, he delivers safety instructions in a comedic manner, while Tommy shows how to inflate a life preserver.
“Listen up, this’ll only take a second.”
In an unexpectedly humorous scene, the situation turns chaotic for Tommy as he tries to locate Zalinsky in the bank lobby by shouting loudly. As people naturally react with fear and dive to the ground, he swiftly recognizes his error.
“Great, you’ve pinpointed it. Step 2 is washing it off.”
In a memorable appearance, comedian Dan Aykroyd plays the role of Zalinsky, a prosperous entrepreneur whom Tommy and Richard must strike a deal with to rescue Callahan Auto Parts. They track him down just as he’s stepping into an elevator, and Zalinsky promptly remarks on Tommy’s overuse of pine cone air freshener in his car. When Tommy clarifies that it’s from a car air freshener, Zalinsky provides some valuable guidance for their next move.
“It looks real.”
During their shared experiences, Tommy and Richard develop a strong bond, yet there’s one secret about Richard that remains hidden from Tommy, leading to an uncomfortable situation for both. A sudden gust of wind causes Richard’s wig to float briefly, adding humor to the scene, but it’s how Tommy attempts – unsuccessfully – to conceal his surprise that makes it side-splittingly funny.
When Paul Becomes The Test Dummy
Throughout the movie, it was increasingly evident that Paul was the least competent among them. As he persistently hindered Tommy and Richard’s attempts to rescue the company, this became more apparent. Consequently, it’s challenging to sympathize with him when he tries to escape after being exposed, only to end up at the front of a test vehicle. His situation only deteriorates from there.
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