5 one-hit wonders from 1970s that did not deserve to be

Looking back at the ’70s, it’s a fascinating yet complex time for me as a music fan. On one hand, the decade was a treasure trove of musical masterpieces. Yet, on the other, it also yielded its fair share of mediocre tunes. The era was marked by overproduction techniques, but it was also the cradle of some exceptional rock and roll.

Unfortunately, we got these five tracks as well. Each artist behind these songs turned out to be a one-time hit sensation. It appears that it was our mistake that led to their one-hit wonder status.

As a gamer, I’ve got to admit that many of them didn’t earn a single point. Now, it seems like we’re stuck playing alongside them for quite some time. It’s not fair, and honestly, it’s going to make our gaming sessions less enjoyable.

These 1970s one-hit wonders did not deserve their one popular song

Mike Oldfield – “Tubular Bells” (reached number seven in the US in 1974)

At the age of 19, Oldfield made this song, but perhaps intended it to be more soothing; however, it has evolved into the iconic theme music for horror films that it is known as today. Few can hear The Exorcist without associating it with Oldfield’s instrumental piece.

Perhaps Oldfield intended for the song to be unsettling, which would make it all the more peculiar. However, it’s important to note that the original recording of this track is what you should seek out, as Atlantic Records staff members produced a distinct version of the song. Even if you don’t find the melody eerie, you might find it overly monotonous instead.

Larry Groce – “Junk Food Junkie” (reached number nine in the US in 1975)

This song seems to poke fun at certain individuals, yet it’s tricky to pinpoint the exact target. It could be those who prefer organic diets, or perhaps enthusiasts of Twinkies. Regardless of whom it may be, remember that you are wonderful people, and Groce’s opinions should not influence your self-worth.

As a fan, I find it peculiar that Groce sings about his pals being envious of his organic lifestyle, yet his English seems rudimentary. His lyrics go: “White sugar never touches my lips, and my friends are constantly begging me to take them on macrobiotic adventures.” Granted, he may follow a healthy diet (most of the time), but his education, unfortunately, wasn’t top-notch. So, don’t let envy cloud your judgement over him.

Smokie – “Living Next Door to Alice” (reached number 25 in the US in 1977)

As a devoted admirer, I’m sharing with you a fresh rendition of a beloved tune (originally by New World), which leaves me pondering Smokie’s choice to reinterpret it. The words seem to portray Alice’s sudden wealth acquisition, sparking curiosity from her long-time neighbor who can’t help but peek over the fence to understand the reason. Yet, unbeknownst to many, he’s harbored affection for Alice for a remarkable 24 years – a fact that echoes seven times throughout this captivating track, serving as a poignant reminder of their enduring bond.

It’s strange that the storyteller finds out about Alice leaving through a call from Sally. As it happens, Sally has harbored feelings for the narrator for an astonishing 24 years. Upon discovering this, the narrator expresses his sentiment with a song: “I’ll never grow accustomed to life without living next door to Alice.” That must have stung for Sally.

Randy VanWarmer – “Just When I needed You Most” (reached number four in the US in 1979)

Randy, old chap, it’s time to let go. It appears she has found new horizons, and it would be beneficial for you to do the same. In a strange twist of fate, this difficult situation might even propel you towards faster recovery. Imagine if your wealth wasn’t affected by her departure, and yet you were still mourning—maybe even gorging on 50 pizzas while they were being delivered. You’d have the means to do so, but the sadness would still be there.

If, similar to Randy, you believe you had no assets before the split, then it could prompt you to prioritize yourself and make life-changing decisions. This was necessary for you. However, this song, with its strong ties to the 1970s, might not be what we needed. In fact, we may temporarily avoid listening to songs from that era due to its outdated feel.

Additionally, if you’ve ever sought lyrics that encapsulate the essence of codependency, these could serve as a fitting representation: “I’ve penned letters yearning for your response/Yet, only when you respond can I respond too.

Niteflyte – “If You Want It” (reached number 37 in the US in 1979)

This sounds like a sweet, syrupy tune that you’d find in poorly made 70s R&B. It’s overly sincere and filled with cheese. If one knew they were the muse for this trite composition, they might ponder how their life decisions led to being the source of inspiration for such a songwriter.

If you appreciate highly produced string arrangements that evoke the distinctive feel of Al Green’s exceptional “Let’s Stay Together,” yet fall short due to an onslaught of mediocre elements, then this song is tailored to your taste.

2025-04-17 18:00