As a New Yorker who’s seen more than a fair share of movies set in this concrete jungle, I must say that Home Alone has always been a holiday favorite. However, there are some moments that keep nagging at the back of my mind, making me question just how Kevin McCallister managed to survive those eight days alone.
Friends, on certain occasions, the movie “Home Alone 2: Misadventures in New York” can seem a bit puzzling. Today, let’s delve into its mysteries.
As someone who considers herself a Christmas movie buff, one of my favorites that I watch every year without fail is Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. I’ll get into why in just a bit, but as I’ve grown up and seen this movie time after time, I have started to realize just how many things in this film don’t make sense at all. Let’s talk about what they are.
First Off, I Love This Movie, So Don’t Take This The Wrong Way
To start off, let me confess that I hold a particular fondness for “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.” In fact, it’s often more cherished by me than its predecessor. Among all the festive films I’ve watched, this sequel has always managed to strike a special chord with me due to Kevin’s unexpected adventure through the bustling city of New York.
To put it simply, I can trace my connection with this movie back to a specific day when I was ill at school and watched it for the first time with my mom. Ever since then, it’s become something special between us. We know almost every line by heart, often quote from it, and make a point of watching both films annually – but particularly the second one.
This special Christmas moment shared by a mother and daughter holds a profound significance in my heart. The movie, focusing primarily on the bond between mothers and children, expresses gratitude for life’s blessings. Overall, it’s an enjoyable film that we look forward to every year as part of our unique tradition. There are numerous delightful Christmas movies available on Netflix or the classics, but this one holds a special place in our holiday season.
However, even though I greatly enjoy this movie, there are certain aspects that, as previously discussed with my mom, seem illogical to us.
Let’s Not Even Acknowledge The Amount Of Times Harry And Marv Should Be Dead
Absolutely, I won’t delve too deeply since I’ve already penned a piece discussing numerous instances where Marv and Harry could have met their end in the Home Alone series. However, let me emphasize that this film significantly amplifies the violence.
Recently, my father viewed the films with my mom, and he commented that the level of violence in the second movie was akin to watching old-school Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons. I completely concur with his sentiment. In my opinion, the second film is twenty times more violent, and what baffles me most is how the characters manage to survive given the extreme circumstances they find themselves in.
Why Is Everyone Laughing At Buzz’s Prank? It’s Not Funny – Like, At All
In my opinion, one of the aspects that didn’t quite resonate with me in the film was its beginning. It’s essential that we find Kevin being scolded by his family in a typical Home Alone setting, but this time, the situation lacked the usual comedic touch.
They attended a school performance, and it was surprising to find that Buzz, not being of the same grade as Kevin, was part of the same school choir. During this event, Buzz chose to employ his fake candles to tease Kevin, making him appear as if he had elf ears and pretending he was a drum – essentially pulling the older sibling trick.
It’s somewhat perplexing that the grown-ups in the crowd seem to find this situation incredibly amusing, as if it’s the height of humor. Frankly, I can’t help but wonder if they don’t appreciate comedy or anything genuinely humorous. If you find a grown adult making fun of a young child entertaining, it raises some concerns about your sense of humor and empathy, in my opinion.
Kevin Being Allowed To Walk Into Any Seat On An Airplane
In the 1990s, airport security was more stringent than what’s portrayed in that movie, which was released prior to the September 11 attacks. It’s important to clarify that passengers weren’t able to freely board planes and choose their seats during that time period.
It seems they didn’t reserve their seats in advance, and it’s not just about Kevin – the McCallisters are boarding the plane to Florida, scrambling to grab whatever seats are left. Isn’t that usual procedure to book seats beforehand? Or is this a system where whoever arrives first gets the available seats?
You Cannot See NYC From Any New York City-Based Airport – At Least, Not That Well
Having personally landed at LaGuardia, JFK, and Newark airports, let me assure you that Kevin’s view of New York City upon his initial flight is unmatched. From afar, one might catch a glimpse of skyscrapers, but it’s nothing compared to the sight that awaits Kevin.
However, an entire city skyline from such a close proximity? Absolutely not. It’s almost indistinguishable from the city as a whole. It would be highly unlikely to perceive that level of detail.
The Hotel Staff At The Plaza Being The “Finest Idiots In New York”
Guys. This is the PLAZA HOTEL.
It is the literal pinnacle of service, and you’re telling me that they’re that inept?
Admittedly, I find Tim Curry’s performance in this movie exceptional, particularly as the Concierge character, who is quite comical. Yet, there are moments when I ponder over various aspects of the film and question: “Why is a child allowed here? Why are they driving him away? What exactly was that credit card scam all about?
To work at a prestigious venue such as The Plaza, it’s evident that one requires specialized education, since it seems none of the supposedly “elite” individuals from “the best in New York” have attended that specific institution.
Why Does Kevin Not Ask For Help At All? In New York City?
In this scenario, we find ourselves in the bustling metropolis of New York City. However, Kevin exhibits an unusual reluctance towards seeking assistance until it’s absolutely necessary. It isn’t until he makes that final call to the police that he reaches out for help. Instead of asking for aid, Kevin opts to flee, maintaining a steady pursuit of his pursuers throughout his journey, relying on his streetwise intuition to stay alive.
However, assistance is readily available in various forms, from police officers to other first responders, or even a sympathetic store owner. It’s understandable if he feels anxious due to his credit card predicament, but remember he’s just a child. Given the circumstances, it’s highly probable that they would offer help, considering his lack of knowledge in the situation.
There’s No Freaking Way Marv And Harry Would Run Into The Same Woman TWICE In NYC
Are you familiar with the population of New York City back in 1992 (the year the film came out)? Approximately 7.3 million people lived there. Despite my love for this movie, I find it highly unlikely that two separate encounters with the exact same woman within a single week would happen given the vast number of residents in the city.
There’s a possibility, but let’s be reasonable here. Is it truly plausible that Marv could stumble upon the same woman twice? Or that Kevin encountered the same individual? Frankly, it seems quite improbable.
How Do The Ice Skaters Not Realize Marv Takes Their Clothes?
In my opinion, one of the most intriguing aspects that I find myself pondering about the film is the unique characteristic of Marv’s gloves. He seems to have some sort of adhesive or fastening material on them, and when he touches someone else with these gloves, it results in their outer garments being removed – hats, scarves, mittens, you name it! It’s quite fascinating, isn’t it?
As Marv takes items from people using his gloves, no one seems to intervene or even pause in their actions. Instead, they continue moving forward, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he’s stripping them of their belongings. Frankly, it leaves me baffled as to how such a thing could happen.
How Did Kevin Buy Those Fireworks?
As a movie buff, let me share my thoughts: New York City strictly bans fireworks. In fact, they’ve only recently made an exception, allowing their use for a mere five days annually – specifically on Independence Day and the subsequent days. The rest of the time, you won’t find them anywhere.
It’s clear you expect the same response – he bought the fireworks from a Chinese shop. However, let me clarify that it’s inappropriate for a child of ten to purchase fireworks. Regardless of the type of store portrayed in the film, I can assure you that if I, as a ten-year-old, had asked for the same fireworks he bought, they wouldn’t have been sold to me.
Look, there is no denying the impact of this film—the movie even inspired one of the biggest Christmas toys in 1993. Years later, people are still watching it and it’s lovely.
However, there are instances that confound me, leaving me to ponder how this child manages when certain actions seem illogical. Perhaps someday I’ll understand…for the time being, I guess I’ll continue to enjoy my oblivion and watch the film again for entertainment.
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2024-12-22 19:07