10 Hilariously Silly Action Movies Perfect for Your Next Watch Party!

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As a movie enthusiast, there’s an undeniable charm to the over-the-top, lighthearted action flicks, even though their protagonists are often heavily armed and engaged in intense violence. These movies transform brutal action into a campy spectacle where we cheer for the hero, hoping they triumph with their cheesy catchphrase. The simplicity of these films makes them perfect for watch parties, as there’s typically no complex narrative to follow or profound themes to dissect. Instead, you can simply press play and engage in casual conversation while enjoying the bloody spectacle unfolding before you. The sillier these action movies are, the more enjoyment they offer during your gatherings. Here’s a list of ten hilarious action films that will undoubtedly elevate your next watch party with friends!

10
Commando (1985)

To begin with, there’s the high-octane action film known as “Commando”. Released by 20th Century Fox in 1985, this hostage rescue movie features Arnold Schwarzenegger playing John Matrix, a former Army commando who has settled into a peaceful retirement in the mountains with his daughter. However, trouble brews when he learns that his old military unit has been wiped out and he might be next on their hit list. A band of armed mercenaries capture John, and they kidnap his daughter, Jenny (played by Alyssa Milano), who had previously toppled a dictator in her father’s former homeland. To rescue Jenny, John must arm himself once more, dish out harsh retribution to all the mercenaries involved, and bring them to justice.

Commando Knows Exactly What It Is

In a nutshell, Commando delivers jaw-dropping action sequences that border on the absurdly entertaining. At times, it veers into the realm of cheesy and comical, making for an amusing viewing experience with your pals. This movie is packed with loud explosions, intense firefights, and over 80 gruesome on-screen demises. Despite its attempts at humor, it sometimes feels like a cartoonish spectacle. The film dives headfirst into the action without any hesitation – a rocket launcher is even used within the first minute! Its visual effects are also commendable, earning it a Saturn Award nomination, although Back to the Future ultimately took home the prize. If you’re ready for some over-the-top action, catch Commando on Prime Video.

9
Bloodsport (1988)

Following that, we have the action movie “Bloodsport,” starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, set for viewing next. This film was initially released by Warner Bros. in 1988. The plot revolves around a charismatic martial artist named Frank Dux, who is quite the ladies’ man and possesses an amazing morning acrobatic regimen. He also has the unique ability to kick anyone he encounters on the street at his own discretion.

Instead of continuing his military career, Frank developed a passion for martial arts competitions in Hong Kong and encountered a stern master who subjected him to rigorous, at times comically grueling training. A notable instance was when he was tasked with striking a tree so forcefully that it might as well have been killed, a scene arguably depicting the most ferocious tree ‘demise’ ever captured on film. Subsequently, Frank joined a martial arts tournament, where he faced intense battles against top-tier warriors in the region. To make matters even more thrilling, this competition included life-or-death encounters, allowing for plenty of spectacularly violent spectacles within the arena.

Full of Memorable Moments

In an interview with Yahoo Entertainment, Jean-Claude Van Damme shared that the film was his last chance to establish himself as a star. This determination fueled the movie’s creation. Needless to say, the film’s success propelled him into acting stardom swiftly. Filled with memorable scenes, charming yet corny performances, and non-stop action, Bloodsport earned its status as a cult favorite for numerous reasons.

Although its real-life influences would face closer examination in the years following its debut, Bloodsport remains one of the top martial arts films from the 1980s. You can stream Bloodsport on Pluto TV.

8
Demolition Man (1993)

A much-loved action flick that delves into the absurd is the 1993 film “Demolition Man,” produced by Warner Bros. and starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. This movie combines elements of science fiction and action in a one-of-a-kind, albeit somewhat far-fetched, plot. In the not-so-distant future, crime has spiraled out of control, leading to a complete societal transformation in an attempt to achieve utopia by eliminating violence altogether. A police officer named John (portrayed by Stallone) hails from the violent past, earning the moniker “Demolition Man” due to his habitual damage collateral. After a confrontation with his arch-nemesis, Simon Phoenix (played by Snipes), they both get frozen and are later revived in this peaceful future world.

Surprisingly Solid and Consistent

This movie boasts an impressive base for its world-construction and frequently employs humor centered around characters feeling out of place. In the future, you’ll hear catchy commercial slogans everywhere due to extreme corporate influence, and uttering inappropriate language will earn you a penalty. One amusing scene showcases the revelation that Taco Bell was the last restaurant standing after the “Franchise Wars,” implying all eateries are now Taco Bell outlets. The film’s action mirrors its absurd plot with over-the-top destruction, eye-catching practical effects, and a general sense of wacky amusement. Consider purchasing or renting Demolition Man on Apple TV.

7
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)

In the sequence of movies, “Crank 2” comes next, released by Lionsgate in 2009 featuring Jason Statham. The plot continues from the outlandishness of the original “Crank,” taking it a step further with even more absurdity. The story picks up right after the first film’s dramatic ending, with our protagonist, Chev (Jason Statham), waking up in an unfamiliar location teeming with Chinese gangsters. In this strange locale, doctors are performing a bizarre operation to replace his heart with an artificial one. You might recall that in the previous movie, Chev had to maintain his life by consistently injecting adrenaline after being poisoned. In this sequel, Chev’s artificial heart can only function for an hour at a time, forcing him to frequently recharge it through powerful electric shocks. The real challenge for Chev is not just finding out who stole his heart but also locating someone capable of putting it back in his body.

Even More Manic Than Crank

In my opinion, the movie “Crank 2” delivers an exhilarating experience with its outlandish actions and wildly imaginative plotlines. To put it lightly, this film takes the concept of being over-the-top to a whole new level. While “Crank” had a semblance of reality, “Crank 2” dives headfirst into fantastical sequences, showcasing superhuman resilience, ample amounts of action, violence, and unabashed antics.

One particularly unforgettable scene in the movie’s climax features Jason Statham flipping off the audience while engulfed in flames – a moment that truly encapsulates the film’s unique blend of insanity and entertainment. If you’re seeking a fast-paced, action-packed adventure, I wholeheartedly recommend “Crank 2.”

Ready to experience the madness for yourself? Head over to Apple TV now and rent or buy Crank: High Voltage.

6
Gamer (2009)

A film titled “Gamer” was distributed by Lionsgate and released in 2009. This action sci-fi production features Gerard Butler as a video game character named John, who is the top player within the popular game “Slayers.” In this game, players can control others’ real-life actions through their avatars in a virtual simulation setting. Unbeknownst to John, he is being controlled by a 17-year-old gamer, Simon (Logan Lerman), without his consent. To regain his freedom, John must triumph in 30 matches within the game. The game’s creator, Ken Castle (Michael C. Hall), aims to halt John’s winning streak and secretly manipulates the game mechanics to prevent exposure of its mind-controlling nature.

Better With Friends

As a die-hard cinema enthusiast, I must admit that “Gamer” might not be the crown jewel of this list, but it’s a film whose appeal soars when watched with friends. The same directors who brought us the adrenaline-pumping “Crank” series are back at the helm, and Gerard Butler delivers a commendable performance during his heyday. Notably, Terry Crews offers an unusual villainous flair once the action reaches its boiling point. The film’s portrayal of future gaming tech is bound to keep you hooked, given the escalating craze for video games in today’s world.

While the action is solid, the direction and editing can occasionally make it a bit tricky to follow. Still, if you’re intrigued, why not give “Gamer” a spin on Prime Video?

5
Face/Off (1997)

1997 saw the release of the unconventional action flick, “Face/Off,” distributed by Paramount Pictures. As a devoted cinephile, I’ve come across many intriguing premises, but this one might take the cake for being the most outlandishly entertaining. In the movie, John Travolta and Nicolas Cage portray bitter enemies – a cop and a criminal – whose visages are exchanged in an audacious surgical swap.

The FBI agent, played by Travolta, seeks to exploit the criminal’s identity for an undercover operation involving a risky medical procedure. However, the tables turn when the criminal manages to assume the FBI agent’s appearance as well. Consequently, we witness a bizarre twist reminiscent of the classic film “Freaky Friday,” where both characters must navigate each other’s lives, pretending to be one another.

Cage, Travolta, and So Many Explosions

The movie offers numerous escapes from prison, airplane blasts, and high-speed boat pursuits. Despite its seemingly absurd plotline, it turns out to be quite effective in creating a thrilling action spectacle. Kudos to director John Woo for the stunning action sequences in Face/Off, his inaugural Hollywood production where he held considerable creative freedom. By the climactic boat chase, you’ll surely agree. Face/Off even received an Academy Award nomination for Sound Effects Editing. Why not stream it on Paramount+?

4
Broken Arrow (1996)

Broken Arrow

Description: Released in 1996 by 20th Century Fox, this action-packed movie features John Travolta portraying a renegade US air force pilot who makes off with two nuclear weapons from the military. The storyline spirals into an intricate cat-and-mouse chase, offering over-the-top action sequences. Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis take on roles as Air Force Captain Riley Hale and Park Ranger Terry Carmichael respectively, while Frank Whaley, Kurtwood Smith, Jack Thompson, Howie Long, and Daniel von Bargon join the main cast in various characters.

Travolta At His Most Villainous

Written by Graham Yost (creator of “Justified” and director of “Speed”) and directed by the renowned John Woo, the action-packed movie “Broken Arrow,” which was unfortunately overlooked in the 1990s, has a resemblance to films like “Face/Off” rather than John Woo’s other English productions. In this film, John Travolta delivers an outstanding performance as a villain, while his captivating chemistry with Christian Slater’s heroic character promises an engaging viewing experience. Additionally, you can look forward to numerous intense squib effects and vehicle explosions throughout the movie. Purchase or Rent “Broken Arrow” on Apple TV.

3
True Lies (1994)

Coming up next is the action-packed spy thriller “True Lies,” directed by James Cameron and released in 1994. Distributed by 20th Century Fox, it stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as a secret agent named Harry who lives an ordinary life. When he suspects his wife, Helen (Jamie Lee Curtis), of having an affair, the return of a mysterious enemy thrusts them into a perilous mission involving terrorism, nuclear weapons, and extravagant action sequences. The supporting cast includes Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Art Malik, and Tia Carrere.

Full of Outrageous Set Pieces

The extraordinary special effects provide ample humor from the absurdity of the action sequences, making it a fun and entertaining action movie. It’s a film that at times becomes so over-the-top – particularly during the climax with fighter jets, city destruction, a truck flying off a bridge over water, a helicopter, and an extended fight inside a car – that it’s hard to take it seriously. Although there are instances of somewhat outdated dialogue, True Lies is a riot when watched with the right company. Watch True Lies on Prime Video.

2
Last Action Hero (1993)

1993 saw the release of “Last Action Hero,” an action-comedy from Columbia Pictures. The film features Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater, a fictitious action hero who comes to life for a young boy named Danny (Austin O’Brien), thanks to a magical movie ticket. In the storyline of the film, when the villains obtain the ticket and use it to travel from the movie world into reality, Danny and Jack must team up to thwart their plans. The main cast includes F. Murray Abraham, Art Carney, Charles Dance, Frank McRae, Tom Noonan, among others.

An Underrated Arnie Gem

Give a try to the entertaining action comedy, “Last Action Hero,” which may not have matched the popularity of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s other films but is undeniably worth watching. A tribute to action movies in their entirety, this film combines humor and sincerity seamlessly, offering an action-packed experience that’s as amusing as it is thrilling. It’s important to mention that the director of this film, John McTiernan, has previously helmed both “Die Hard” and “Predator.” Often overlooked, “Last Action Hero” offers numerous laugh-out-loud moments, even if they aren’t always intentional. Check out Last Action Hero on Apple TV for purchase or rental.

1
Raw Force (1982)

Completing our list is the 1982 movie titled Raw Force. This film tells the story of a martial arts club, known as the Burbank Karate Club, who find themselves locked in a fierce battle against a man resembling Hitler and his group of slave traders. The confrontation between these two groups is filled with unexpected twists, including zombies, cannibals, and other peculiar plot elements. Notably, this film was a joint production between the United States and the Philippines, and boasts popular B-movie stars such as Cameron Mitchell, Jillian Kesner, Geoff Binney, among others, in its ensemble cast.

No Logic, No Problem

Experience the unconventional thrill of “Raw Force,” a film that charms despite its disregard for logic. Cameron Mitchell delivers his signature style in B-movies, and although the initial hour mirrors typical B-movie flaws, the supernatural element takes it to another level. This movie is like a canvas where every imaginable scene is splattered, making it ideal for enjoying with friends while riffing on the absurdity. It’s raunchy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s undeniably whacky. Stream Raw Force on Plex.

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