Pi Network: It’s Not a Coin, It’s a Cult! 🤯

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Pi Network: It’s Not a Coin, It’s a Cult! 🤯

Pi Network: It’s Not a Coin, It’s a Cult! 🤯

Listen, comrades, the Pi Network is blossoming like a weed in the fields of India. These “pioneers” are running around like they’ve discovered the secret to eternal life, spouting nonsense about “decentralization” and “GCVs” like they’re some sort of revolutionary manifesto. Is it just me, or does this “PiGCV” thing sound a bit… fishy? 🐠

In Assam, they held a grand gathering – 314,159 strong! They’re practically building a pyramid scheme in the name of digital currency. The “ambassadors” Mr. Bester and Mr. Ramesh Shetty, they’re preaching this gospel like it’s the word of God himself! What a farce!

Over in Karnataka, they’re peddling the virtues of “sustainable practices,” which is just another way of saying “We’re too broke to spend real money.” Let’s be honest, these “pioneers” are just chasing after some imaginary fortune in the digital wild west. 🤠

🇮🇳 Excitement in New Delhi! These “pioneers” are throwing parties to celebrate a made-up value for their “Pi” – it’s enough to make a cynic like me chuckle! 😂 #PiNetwork #PIGCV #Blockchain #FutureOfFinance

But the charade continues! In New Delhi, they’re holding meetings about this “decentralized innovation” – it’s all smoke and mirrors, comrades! They’re trying to convince us this is a “future of finance,” but it smells more like a giant bubble about to burst. 💥

And in Odisha, they’re holding rallies – a whole carnival of enthusiasm! They’re pushing Pi into the mainstream, but I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. This Pi Network, it’s a rabbit hole, comrades! Down you go, down down down into the depths of digital madness!

In Aligarh, Uttar Pradesh, a bunch of young “pioneers” are dreaming of a “brighter, decentralized future.” Their dreams are as sweet as the sugar they’re probably pouring over this whole Pi craze!

But it’s not just India, comrades. This Pi virus is spreading! From the Philippines to Malaysia, these “pioneers” are uniting under a common delusion – all thanks to this “PiGCV” thing.

Indonesian Islamic boarding school accepts Pi as payment. Offline Pi ecosystem is spreading in Indonesia.🇮🇩
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Oh, the irony! Even an Islamic boarding school is accepting Pi. What a way to indoctrinate the next generation. But hey, if you want to barter your way to a brighter future, be my guest. Just don’t come crying to me when your Pi turns out to be worthless!

⚡️ A collaborative meeting between the Pioneer Community and small traders in Gunung Pati, Central Java, Indonesia 🇮🇩 featured bartering using a GCV value of $314,159 at Ventela Pimomozha Fashion Mart! 🛍️ #PiNetwork #PiGCV #GCV #PiPayment #PayWithPi

And here we have it, comrades, the bartering game! They’re trading Pi for goods like it’s some kind of ancient currency. The whole world’s gone mad! It’s enough to make you wonder if there’s something in the water. 💦

In Hubei, China, they’re celebrating their “GCV Mainnet” and their second annual Eco-Barter event – it’s all a big charade, comrades! A circus act! These “pioneers” are just chasing after a dream, a digital mirage. But don’t worry, they’ll wake up eventually. And when they

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2025-01-29 10:13