Once upon a time, a crypto hotshot thought they were the bees knees after raking in $11 million from the TRUMP memecoin. Fast forward to today, and they’re probably hiding under a rock, having lost a whopping $21 million. 🤦♀️
This tale of woe started on Jan. 18 when our ‘genius’ trader cashed out 860,895 TRUMP tokens for a cool $23.8 million. Not bad for a $12 million investment, right? Wrong. They should’ve quit while they were ahead. 🚀🌟
But nooo, they had to go and pour $33.9 million into more TRUMP tokens. Because what could possibly go wrong? Enter: tariffs. And not the fun kind that get you discounts on shoes. 🛍️👞
As the U.S. decided to slap tariffs on China, Canada, and Mexico, the market did what it does best—crash. And down went TRUMP’s value, along with our trader’s dreams. Today, those 766,083 TRUMP tokens are worth a measly $12.85 million. Ouch. 😭💔
Meanwhile, the crypto world is like, “Thanks, Trump!” as the trade war throws everything into chaos. Some are even wondering if this was all part of some master plan. Because why not? Conspiracy theories are fun! 🕵️♀️🔍
Oh, and remember how Trump’s team was all about crypto? Well, they probably wish they’d stuck to Ethereum. At least it doesn’t have ‘Trump’ in the name. 🙄💩
But wait! There’s a twist! Trump halted tariffs against Canada and Mexico, giving the market a tiny, fleeting high-five. Too little, too late for our trader, though. The damage was done, and the only thing left to do was cry into their TRUMP coins. 😭💦
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