Darling, The Crypto Apocalypse is Coming!

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My dears, it seems the CryptoQuant CEO, Ki Young Ju, has a rather dreary prediction for the future of altcoins. He’s warning us of a rather brutal, “selective altseason” 🔪 where, darling, most altcoins simply won’t make it. Can you imagine? 😩

Apparently, the days of everything pumping are over. It’s a new era, a more discerning era, where only the truly strong 💪 survive. Mr. Ju, in his infinite wisdom, has outlined three key factors that will determine which lucky altcoins get to stay in the game 🎲:

  1. Potential ETF approvals 🏛️
  2. Sustainable attention drivers 👁️
  3. Revenue-generating projects 💰

Oh, the suspense!

Now, word on the street is that these ETF approvals are practically a done deal for coins like Litecoin (LTC), Dogecoin (DOGE), Solana (SOL), and even Ripple (XRP). Bloomberg’s own analysts are practically doing the cha-cha 💃 about it. Apparently, President Trump is quite the crypto enthusiast, and the SEC is being rather accommodating.

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But don’t get too carried away, darling. Mr. Ju reminds us that sustained user activity is essential. Investors have become rather sophisticated these days, they want to see real-world adoption, high transaction volumes, and, of course, those lovely, lovely fees.

And finally, the pièce de résistance: revenue. Gone are the days of hype-fueled bull runs. Now, it’s all about sustainable business models, darling.

So, there you have it, my dears. A rather sobering outlook, isn’t it? But remember, in the world of crypto, as in life, it’s all about adapting and evolving. Chin up, buttercup! 🥂

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2025-02-25 08:22