Bitcoin’s Dramatic Plunge: A Comedy of Errors in the Crypto World! 😂💸

In a most unfortunate turn of events, the price of Bitcoin has plummeted to a staggering $77,000, all thanks to the grand spectacle of Trump’s crypto reserve plan. One might say it was a sell-off of epic proportions, where altcoins stumbled about like drunken revelers at a ball, each losing double digits in a dizzying dance of despair. The opening of the U.S. stock market on this fateful Monday only added to the chaos, as stocks took a nosedive, with the Dow Jones dropping a mere 2.08 points—truly a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions!

Market data reveals that Bitcoin, once soaring high at $83,740, has now descended to a lowly $76,800 within the span of 24 hours. Currently, it trades at $81,530, with a trading volume that could make one weep: $59.56 billion. Such is the fickle nature of fortune!

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In the wake of Bitcoin’s misfortune, the major altcoins—those poor souls—such as SOL, XRP, and ETH have also succumbed to a decline of over 10%. SOL, in a particularly tragic twist, has fallen below the $120 mark for the first time since March 2024. Oh, the humanity!

Other notable altcoins, including FET, LDO, UNI, and ENA, have also joined the ranks of the fallen, each dropping nearly 10%. Meanwhile, the likes of ENS, PYTH, THETA, OP, and ARB have experienced a more modest decline of 7% in the past 24 hours. Truly, it is a dark day for the crypto realm.

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Top Daily Gainers

  • RARE (SuperRare): +22%
  • IOST (IOST): +16%
  • ARKM: +13%
  • IP (Story): +6%
  • MOVE (Movement): +5%

Top Daily Losers

  • LDO (Lido DAO): -15%
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance): -15%
  • ENA (Ethena): -13%
  • UNI (Uniswap): -12%
  • JASMY (JasmyCoin): -10%

According to the esteemed Coinmarketcap, the global crypto market cap today languishes at a mere $2.66 trillion, with a trading volume that could only be described as a staggering $156.82 billion. Ah, the irony of it all!

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2025-03-11 14:05