In the bleak twilight of corporate demise, Terraform Labs—now a condemned relic on the road to bankruptcy—has swung open the creaking portal for those poor souls who lost their assets in the 2022 debacle. Yet, let it be known with a sardonic chuckle 😏, the portal’s door will be slammed shut forever on May 16, 2025.
Once infamous for the tumult of TerraUSD and LUNA, the fallen institution now staggers through a final act of bureaucratic farce by establishing an online claims platform. This platform, as ironic as a jest in a Siberian night, promises compensation to those who clung to their dreams amidst the collapse. The deadline—previously slated for late April—now offers a grudging extension, as if time itself indulges our desperate scramble for lost fortunes.
One must embark on this absurd ritual through the official portal. The system, in its cold rationality, favors the precise chill of automated and verifiable data—read-only API keys or wallet verifications—while allowing the manual recitation of screenshots and transaction histories only with a sardonic warning: lesser proof may mire your claim in delays or, worse, be scornfully rejected. Such is the labyrinthine justice of our modern era 😂.
Notice, however, that not every phantom token of Terra’s legacy shall find mercy. Tokens tied to the second, forgettable iteration of the network—such as Luna 2.0—and coins suffering from liquidity’s perennial drought, are cast aside. An up-to-date catalogue of eligible tokens awaits the weary traveler through the claims administrator, Kroll.
To step into this surreal final act, the claimant must visit claims.terra.money. Here, the ritualistic submission of the claim form and proper evidence must be completed before the merciless stroke of midnight on May 16 Eastern Time. Anything beyond will vanish into oblivion, as indifferent as history itself.
For those still nursed by the bittersweet wounds of the Terra collapse, this may be the last absurd chance to reclaim a fragment of what was stolen by fate. Once the deadline passes, so does any hope of restitution—a final, ironic curtain call to our collective tragedy. 😂
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2025-04-13 10:44