Oh my goodness gracious! 🎪 You simply won’t believe what those whimsical wizards at Ethereum have been cooking up in their digital cauldron!
Listen closely, my dear readers, for this is a tale more topsy-turvy than Augustus Gloop in a chocolate river! 🍫 Three years ago, those clever-clogs promised us their London Hard Fork would be the golden ticket to shrinking ETH supply. But oh, what a wonky outcome we’ve had! 🎪
Like a squiggly-wiggly arithmetic problem that makes your brain do somersaults, they’ve managed to burn 4.5M ETH (more than all the chocolate in Wonka’s factory! 🏭), yet somehow the supply keeps growing like Mr. Gloop’s waistline!
Bitcoin, that old reliable Oompa Loompa of cryptocurrencies, has been inflating too, but at least it’s honest about it! 😄 Meanwhile, Ethereum’s been playing more tricks than Mr. Willy Wonka himself with its mysterious “burns” and “issuance” shenanigans!
And what about those NFT marketplaces? They’re burning ETH faster than Mrs. Trunchbull throwing children in detention! 🎨 Opensea, Uniswap, and their merry band of protocols are having a proper burning party, they are!
But 📉 Down 10.5% it goes, wheeeeeee!
So there you have it, my darling readers! Ethereum’s promise of becoming as rare as a Golden Ticket remains as elusive as finding a snozzwanger in your garden! Perhaps they need a dose of Wonka’s fizzy lifting drink to get those numbers floating in the right direction! 🎈
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2025-04-14 01:27