Could We Talk This Out? 8 Elden Ring Bosses Who Just Need a Good Chat

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In all honesty, we’ve found ourselves in a familiar situation: facing an enormous, seemingly divine character in Elden Ring, our hands slippery with perspiration, pondering if there might be any solution other than enduring yet another death for the dozenth time. Could it be that, rather than evading colossal attacks and guzzling potions, we could engage in a conversation instead?

Instead of delving into Mystifying Medicine, let me present Mystifying Conversation as my idea. These are the leaders I am confident could have been persuaded with the right choice of words and perhaps some tactfully placed incentives. Now, it’s high time we sheathe our swords and don our most charming smiles.

8.

The Red Wolf Of Radagon

This one is undeniably the obvious choice. He’s a large, attention-grabbing canine, isn’t he? Although he carries a magical sword in his jaw and moves about like an energetic squirrel, I suspect that a gentle scratch behind the ears would make him more likely to ask for tummy rubs than to try to use magic to overpower us.

It seems likely that he’s under a lot of pressure due to his duty at the academy, and could use some reward. Is it possible that there are dog treats in this realm known as the Lands Between? Perhaps we could create something delicious for him to chew on instead.

7.

Stray Mimic Tear

A Mimic Tear, in essence, is none other than myself! If you approach with spells crackling or a towering blade, be prepared, for I will mirror your actions!

As an enthusiast, I must clarify that I can’t be held responsible for any injuries sustained during your entry into the Mimic Tear’s boss arena if you choose to do so unarmed. Always remember, safety first!

Consider entering the boss arena with tranquility within you and your weapons set aside. You know best how to handle negotiations, so perhaps it’s more about reciprocating appreciation for its impressive abilities rather than engaging in combat.

6.

Starscourage Radahn

This unfortunate individual seems to be suffering a gruesome decay within, moving aimlessly across the barren desert on his small steed named Leonard. His health appears to be deteriorating significantly.

A soothing discussion about his past achievements, a pledge to discover a remedy for his decay, and perhaps some feed for Leonard might make him rest peacefully rather than trying to destroy us with magical forces that manipulate gravity. He’s simply weary, poor soul.

5.

Loretta

In a different phrase, Loretta’s spiritual counterpart seems less like an adversary and more like a devoted, though perhaps mistakenly so, protector.

As a humble traveler in this fantastical realm, I find myself on the cusp of venturing into the hallowed grounds of the Haligtree. I wish to make it crystal clear that my intentions are purely peaceful – I seek not conflict or chaos, but rather, a tranquil passage through your sacred lands.

I understand the gravity of my presence here, and the solemn duty you bear as its guardian. In light of this, I pledge to tread lightly, respecting the sanctity of each step I take within these hallowed grounds. I hope that this promise finds favor in your eyes, dear protector of Haligtree.

Together, let us journey through the beauty and mystery of this realm, side by side, with mutual respect and understanding. May the peace of the Haligtree endure, and may our paths cross only as a testament to the unity that binds all who wander these enchanted lands.

The other Loretta, though? Maybe leave her alone.

4.

Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing

Indeed, a person with such immense wisdom might appreciate engaging in a thoughtful conversation or intellectual exchange about the Elden Ring’s essence and our individual aspirations. Challenging someone who boasts of being omniscient by revealing newfound knowledge is bound to at least postpone their encounter with Comet Azur, if not ignite curiosity.

It might be easier to persuade him to share all the answers, sparing everyone from unnecessary complications. Given his preference for intellectual debates over physical ones, it’s likely this approach would result in fewer conflicts compared to other methods.

3.

Malenia, Blade Of Miquella

Let me share my idea with you. It might seem unusual, but consider this: Malenia appears to be severely afflicted by the Scarlet Rot. What if, instead of engaging in combat, we make a sincere effort to aid her?

Malenia’s unwavering loyalty towards her brother Miquella is what sets her apart. Instead of resorting to violence, try to engage with her by offering genuine assistance in finding Miquella, or better yet, make a promise to ease his suffering. Her fighting skills are fueled by deep love; appeal to that love, and she might view you as an ally instead of an adversary.

2.

Fire Giant

This fellow is constantly tending to the fire, and a brief respite, like a ‘coffee break’, might be granted if negotiated. Alternatively, assisting him with the wood supply could win his favor.

He’s quite large, yet appears rather solitary as he carries out his duties in the remote outskirts. Maybe a friendly conversation with someone who won’t bother him by repeatedly poking him like a nuisance mosquito during their magical horse ride nearby could help alleviate his loneliness.

1.

Mohg

It’s quite unusual, but allow me to explain. Among the management at our workplace, there aren’t many who I would imagine engaging in a lengthy chat with, and even fewer who might consider granting me the freedom to continue my life.

Could you imagine presenting a persuasive, captivating proposal for ascending to the position of Elden Lord, demonstrating how this transition would significantly advance Mogh’s aspirations and the objectives of his peculiar dynasty, in ways that his existing strategies might not achieve?

If someone is looking for an innovative route to power, Mohg might just be the right candidate who could pull off an extraordinary display of persuasive speech.

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2025-07-05 20:36