Grayscale’s New Token List: It’s Bonkers, Hypeliquid & More! 🚀💰

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Ah, Grayscale Research! The proud owners of a multi-coin empire that could put any intergalactic bazaar to shame, has just unfurled their illustrious Q3 2025 menu of “Assets Under Consideration.” Not to be confused with “Assets Under Contemplation,” or “Assets That Gave Us a Headache.” 🥴

Behold! A dazzling array of 31 altcoin contenders, a far cry from the three dozen delightful specimens offered last quarter. They’ve trimmed the list, as if they were pruning a particularly unruly hedge, discarding a number of potential stars as if they were last season’s fashion. 🙈

Grayscale’s Convoluted Assets Under Consideration List

Grayscale, the crypto equivalent of a magician pulling rabbits out of hats—or perhaps the hat itself out of a rabbit—boasts an unimaginably diverse portfolio. Each quarter, their research arm flings open the doors to a carnival of prospective investments, dazzling us with their ephemeral insights.

Through the looking glass of digital finance, behold their Q3 2025 revelation! A thrilling glimpse into the possible digital assets aimed at gracing their future investment products:

Learn about the diverse digital assets we’re considering for future investment products and explore those already part of our offerings in our latest “Assets Under Consideration” update. Are we missing anything?

Read the full list and article:

— Grayscale (@Grayscale) July 10, 2025

Compared to the Q2 2025 list, this sequel offers substantial plot twists; where 40 sparkling altcoins once danced, only 31 remain. A classic case of cosmic pruning, if there ever was one.

The strikingly lean menu raises many eyebrows. In the category of “Smart Contracts,” we see a reduction from twelve to seven, which seems about as popular as asking a Vogon to recite poetry. And “Utilities & Services”? A drop from 13 to a mere 4! Honestly, if Grayscale were a restaurant, the Michelin inspectors would have something to say. 🍽️

So, who got the boot? Allow me to introduce the recently ousted: Babylon, Berachain, Celestia, MOVE, TRON, VeChain, Mantra, ELIZA, Immutable, Akash, FET, Arweave, Eigen Layer, Geodnet, Helium, and Sentient. Now that’s what I call a mass exodus! 🚪💨

On the bright side, some previous faces have made the cut, albeit very few. In a surprising twist, Grayscale’s newest category for AI tokens might welcome the prodigal children back with open arms—if the algorithm permits it, of course.

Enter BONK, the rockstar of the altcoin world—freshly minted onto the list after a week of strong performances. It’s practically a digital equivalent of winning a galactic lottery:

Yet, in mind-boggling fashion, Grayscale holds back on sharing the rationale behind these hefty changes. Tokens like MegaETH, Monad, Lombard, Playtron, Prime Intellect, and Story (IP) spin in limbo as Grayscale claims they don’t fit into their established asset categories—cruel words indeed!

While their Top 20 lists are overflowing with detailed explanations, “Assets Under Consideration” remains a treasure trove of mystery. Good luck deciphering the cosmic code behind Grayscale’s choices—your guess is as good as the next interstellar hitchhiker! 🛸

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2025-07-11 02:46