Why Metaplanet’s Shares Are Up, Up, and Away—But Not in a Balloon!

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Well, folks, grab your calculators and maybe a parachute because this report dropped faster than a hot potato! 📉🔥

Analysts Say Metaplanet Stock Could Fly to ¥2,400—And We’re Not Just Talking Wishful Thinking!

So, the shares of Japanese bitcoin treasury firm Metaplanet are off to the races, climbing a mind-boggling 7,900%! 🏇💰 That’s right! Ever since this once-struggling hotel chain decided to play the bitcoin game last year, they’ve been zooming like a rocket—thanks to the genius brains at Benchmark, a research firm and apparent fortune teller based in the Big Apple! 🍏🔮

According to their latest magic report, Metaplanet’s share price is now tagged at ¥2,400 within a year. Last Friday, the shares closed at the humble price of ¥1,564.00, just a little shy of what you might spend on a fancy dinner – including the tip! 🍽️💸 They’ve stashed away 15,555 BTC and plan to snatch up “210,000 bitcoins by year-end 2027”—because who doesn’t want to play Monopoly with that many tokens? 🎲🏦

(Metaplanet shares closed at ¥1,564 on Friday, but Benchmark sees them at ¥2,400 a year from now—could it be magic? 🪄✨)

The secret sauce behind Metaplanet’s sky-high success? Well, it’s all about playing the tax game, baby! 🎩💼 In Japan, if you gain profits from selling these shiny little bitcoin shares, you’re looking at a capital gains tax of about 20.32%. But if you decide to hold the crypto directly? Buckle up! You’ll be hit with taxes of up to 55%! Talk about a financial rollercoaster! 🎢💸

Oh, and let’s not forget about Japan’s super-low interest rates, which are currently doing their best impression of a limbo stick at 0.5%. That means borrowing money to scoop up those high-yield bitcoin assets is easier than getting a date on ‘Married at First Sight’! 💏✨

As they say, “We’re keeping our Buy rating on Metaplanet and sticking with our price target of J¥2,400,” says the report. “We think this stock is just warming up to keep climbing! Get your popcorn ready! 🍿🚀”

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2025-07-12 07:57