Shock and Awe: Tether CEO Unveils Shocking 120-Company Investment Portfolio! đŸ˜±đŸ’°

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In the shadowy corridors of modern finance, a most audacious revelation has emerged from the lips of Paolo Ardoino, the esteemed chief architect of Tether—a name so heavy, it resembles a weighty tome filled with contradictions. His grand proclamation uncovers a glimpse into Tether’s ambitious ventures, as if flicking open a dusty book of secrets written by financial sorcerers. It seems our dear Ardoino has unearthed the names of those fortunate enough to bask in the golden light of Tether’s investment portfolio, a list which is not merely finite, but promises further expanse, like a horizon ever slipping away. 🧐

The Reveal: A Portfolio Beyond Comprehension

According to an inexplicably cryptic tweet—true to the form of our modern digital prophets—the cumulative list comprises over 120 companies, each nestling under the watchful gaze of this stablecoin behemoth. Accompanying his proclamation is a screenshot, as if presenting some ancient scroll, with a mere fragment of the larger tapestry. And of course, a link is provided, leading curious souls to Tether’s virtual kingdom, elaborating on their extensive and, dare I say, enigmatic mosaic of business interests.

Today, Tether unveils (a mere speck) of its investment portfolio.
Overall, our gallant expedition has led us to invest in over 120+ ventures and expect this number to balloon extravagantly in the epochs to come.

* these treasures were amassed through


— Paolo Ardoino đŸ€– (@paoloardoino) July 23, 2025

Emerging from the humble beginnings of minting USDT, Tether’s saga expanded—like some grand Russian epic—first by releasing stablecoins across various blockchain frontiers, then forging new paths with stablecoins tethered not solely to the US dollar but also to the Euro and even to that most precious of metals, gold. As of now, in the pantheon of stablecoins, USDT reigns supreme, adorned with a market cap exceeding an impressive $162 billion, whilst its close rival, USDC, hovers in the shadows, pondering its own fate. đŸ’”

The Backlash: A Tragicomic Tale

Yet beneath this glossy veneer, trouble stirs in the hearts of the crypto community. In a prior utterance, Ardoino unveiled the staggering volume of USDT tokens launched into the wild—162 billion, a truly staggering figure that ignited fiery debates akin to a Dostoevskian moral quandary.

Imagine relishing the act of conjuring currency from the void… how poignantly reminiscent


— joe-mumma.eth (@JarvisKellog) July 23, 2025

Such a declaration came under a deluge of critical exclamations from the crypto aficionados, with voices echoing rebuke against Tether for fabricating assets seemingly from the ether, drawing painful parallels to the Federal Reserve’s own mechanisms—printing currency wrapped in an air of unreality. Contrary to these grave assertions, ardent defenders remind us that USDT finds solace in the arms of dollar deposits, US Treasury bills, and a motley assortment of liquid assets—yet, one can’t help but wonder, is that enough to quell the storm? đŸ€”

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2025-07-23 14:11