A Scandal Amongst the Doge Knights: Musk to the Rescue!

A recent uproar on the social media scene has left the world’s most whimsical cryptocurrency, Dogecoin, in a tizzy! Fear not, dear reader, for our beloved Tesla and SpaceX tycoon, Elon Musk, has swooped in to restore order and decorum.

It appears that certain disreputable characters have been making threats against employees of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), the latest venture of our dear Musk. The DOGE, as it is affectionately known, was established by none other than former President Donald Trump, with Musk at its helm.

Musk, ever the chivalrous knight, took to Twitter to defend his employees’ honor, stating, “They have broken the law.” The audacity of these scoundrels, threatening the good name of DOGE!

Don’t mess with @DOGE

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 4, 2

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2025-02-04 15:22