Once upon a time, in the wacky world of money madness, Peter Schiff, the arch-nemesis of Bitcoin, threw a bucket of cold water on the idea of Donald Trump’s “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.” Schiff declared it a scam so big it could make a snake oil salesman blush—an elaborate trap to lure innocent, clueless Americans into the dark alley of cryptocurrencies!
Taking to X (formerly Twitter, but now apparently a superhero symbol), Schiff ranted in his usual dramatic style, accusing Trump of unleashing a speculative circus where fortunes disappear faster than donuts at a weight-loss convention. And boy, did he have evidence! He pointed a trembling finger at the $TRUMP meme coin, a sad excuse for a cryptocurrency that’s been tumbling like Humpty Dumpty—down 80% in value and still managing to break hearts everywhere. 🚨
— Peter Schiff (@PeterSchiff) March 20, 2025
“Trump’s crypto crusade is faker than a magician pulling a rabbit from his hat,” Schiff snapped. Investors beware: if you’re throwing your cash into projects just because a former reality TV star endorses them, you’re likely to end up poorer than a squirrel who forgot where he buried his nuts. 🐿️💸
Meanwhile, the $TRUMP coin—yes, someone thought naming a cryptocurrency after a president was a winning idea—is still stumbling down the hill like Jack and Jill. It’s dropped a whopping 32.57% in just a month. But, hold your horses—its market cap is STILL $2.2 billion, proving yet again that humans can be hilariously bad at judging risks when blinded by shiny things. ✨
Schiff didn’t stop there; he rolled his eyes so hard they nearly fell out, labeling government involvement in crypto as the pinnacle of wastefulness. “Bitcoin for long-term investment? Ha! You might as well invest in a chocolate teapot for boiling water!” he quipped. 🫕🍫
All this drama unfolded after Trump, in front of a live audience at the Blockworks Digital Assets Summit, cheered enthusiastically for the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, claiming that crypto assets were great for long-term holding. Whether Trump’s optimism will age like fine wine or curdled milk remains to be seen. Stay tuned, folks—the clash of the crypto titans promises plenty more fireworks. 🎆
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2025-03-21 07:02