“Man, still a long way to go to run down Google 🥺”
— Sam Altman (@sama), February 9, 2025
Ah, self-awareness wrapped in sarcasm—a CEO’s natural habitat. But let us not forget the rest of the theatrical ensemble: Facebook sulks at 5.08%, WhatsApp continues overachieving with shy giggles at 3.15%, and Instagram takes selfies with a 2.36% pout. Meanwhile, X (the artist formerly known as Twitter) mopes into its 1.92% corner, yelling emo lyrics at Yahoo, which sighs back with 1.88%. Amidst this circus, Reddit and Netflix share the last crumbs of relevance at 1.62% and 1.60% respectively. And somewhere, MySpace weeps in the shadows. 😭
Dear world, what does this ChatGPT surge whisper to us—what prophetic murmur flutters in these digital winds? Clearly, a craving for AI—our verbose, unflappable assistant—is palpable. Folks want to write. To inquire. To procrastinate in style. With a few more tweaks and perhaps a dash of artificial existential angst, ChatGPT might rise further yet. 🛠️
Will it dethrone Google, that leviathan of clicks and queries? Who knows? Check back next month, preferably on ChatGPT itself. 🤷♂️
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