All Hulk Hogan Movies Ranked From Worst To Best

As a fan of Hulk Hogan‘s larger-than-life persona and his iconic career in professional wrestling, I must say that diving into his acting ventures was a fascinating journey. From his humble beginnings as Thunderlips in Rocky III to his leading roles in movies like Suburban Commando and No Holds Barred, it’s clear that Hulk Hogan brought the same energy, charisma, and unapologetic attitude to the big screen that made him a legend in the wrestling world.

Terry Bollea, famously known as Hulk Hogan, was one of the initial superstars in the world of wrestling. Recognized by many who have never even watched a single WWE match, he’s not only a well-known figure within the wrestling realm but has also achieved celebrity status outside of it for much of his career. Going beyond his groundbreaking contributions to wrestling, Hogan was also the first professional wrestler to star in Hollywood movies.

In summary, Hogan’s filmography is varied, with many ups and downs. It took quite some time for professional wrestlers to be recognized as capable actors and to land significant roles beyond brief appearances as themselves (these were excluded from this discussion). Exceptions like Andre the Giant in “The Princess Bride” and Roddy Piper in “They Live” are notable, but it wasn’t until Dwayne Johnson began his streak of successful films in the 2000s that any wrestler could truly establish a career in acting as a respected and ongoing profession.

However, Hogan lacked a blueprint for combining wrestling with acting on the side, and he made the most out of the roles he managed to secure. Some of them were quite poor, but there are undoubtedly some cult classics – along with a few bona fide box office hits – in his filmography.

13. Little Hercules

In more recent times, the film featuring Hulk Hogan is “Little Hercules,” released in 2009, which primarily served as a platform for Richard Sandrak, who was previously known as a child bodybuilder and martial artist, earning him the name that the movie title references. In this movie, Sandrak portrays a young Hercules yearning to leave Mt. Olympus and explore life on Earth. Interestingly, he decides to embark on his adventures in Burbank, California. The plot revolves around the usual, worn-out fish-out-of-water scenario, made less appealing by Sandrak’s limited acting skills.

In a costume reminiscent of a high school drama department, Hogan portrays Hercules’s exasperated father, overacting and flailing his arms for added effect, which later had subpar lightning added in editing. Despite Hollywood distancing itself from Hulk Hogan, it seems that this was the best role available to him at this stage, and it’s likely that the sentiment is reciprocal.

12. McCinsey’s Island

1996 to 1998 was a particularly productive phase for Hulk Hogan as an actor, with him starring in a total of six movies during those years. Notably, some of these films showcased his better acting abilities. Unfortunately, “McCinsey’s Island” is not among them. Following these six films, Hogan made only one more appearance on the big screen – a cameo in “Muppets from Space” – until 2009, when he returned to filmmaking.

In an attempt to rekindle the excitement of “Thunder in Paradise”, the film “McCinsey’s Island” offers a thrilling treasure hunt adventure, set on a tropical island. The protagonist, Joe McGrai, played by Hogan, is a former secret agent who finds himself competing with others to reach the hidden treasure first. Notable cast members include Grace Jones, who typically shines in less than stellar films with her flamboyant and over-the-top portrayals, but appears lackluster in this production. Additionally, wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight is featured, credited as “White”, a telltale sign of the film’s hasty and low-quality production.

11. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain

It’s possible that Hulk Hogan could have developed into a consistent leading actor in Hollywood films, given time and the right opportunities. However, since he didn’t get the chance to further hone his acting abilities, we can only guess what might have been. If he had focused more on roles like side characters, villains, or father figures, which he excelled at, perhaps he could have established a lasting presence in movies instead.

An illustration of this would be Hogan’s performance in “3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain,” the fourth installment of the “3 Ninjas” franchise, where he appears as a character. In the movie, he portrays Dave Dragon, a popular TV show star admired by the kids, who teams up with them to combat a villain who has seized control of an amusement park. With a zero rating on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s undoubtedly one of Hogan’s worst films. However, it serves as a commendable demonstration of his abilities as a supporting actor, and even seems to hint at his readiness to humorously poke fun at himself by playing a TV hero whose show has been canceled and is thus perceived as being past his prime.

10. The Ultimate Weapon

Hulk Hogan faced unfortunate timing as he began his film career; his peak wrestling years in the 1980s coincided with the popularity of action movies that he would have excelled in, but he was preoccupied as the world’s top wrestler and didn’t get many chances to act. By the time direct-to-DVD action movies became popular in the 2010s, it seemed like Hogan had given up on pursuing a career in acting extensively. Unfortunately for him, Hollywood was not producing many films in his preferred genre during this period.

In 1998, he chose to produce the film that he would have created in the ’80s, titled “The Ultimate Weapon.” Despite being somewhat dated, it’s not entirely terrible for its genre, and Hogan delivers a good performance. The story, though minimal, follows Hogan as a military contractor who faces conflict with the Irish Republican Army when he is assigned to demolish one of their weapon outposts. Essentially, this serves as a platform for Hogan to show off his combat skills by punching, stabbing, shooting, and explosively eliminating adversaries. If you appreciate this type of film, you’ll find it enjoyable, but it seems like it was released a decade too late.

9. Assault on Death Mountain

One factor that hindered Hulk Hogan’s film career was the lack of significant support from the WWE for most of his attempts. In 2002, the WWE even launched their own studio, WWE Studios, primarily to produce movies featuring WWE wrestlers. However, apart from “No Holds Barred,” which was produced by then-WWE head Vince McMahon, Hogan largely had to forge his movie career on his own. It wasn’t until he joined World Championship Wrestling that things changed.

While working with WCW, Hulk Hogan starred in two straight-to-TV films for TNT, coincidentally the same network airing “WCW Nitro.” As Ted Turner owned both, it was a strategic move to boost WCW into non-wrestling ventures. These movies were branded as “Nitro Originals,” aiming to broaden WCW’s media scope with productions featuring its wrestlers. The second of these films, released in 1999, was titled “Assault on Death Mountain” and served as a sequel to the earlier “Assault on Devil’s Island.” Hogan reprised his role as Mike McBride, this time thwarting a terrorist attack against Seattle. Although some notable co-stars from the original were absent in the sequel, “Assault on Death Mountain” remains a decent B-movie action flick that showcases Hogan’s talents effectively.

8. Mr. Nanny

Eventually, every action star known for being tough as nails ventures into the realm of family comedies, often featuring child actors. For instance, Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in “Kindergarten Cop,” Vin Diesel in “The Pacifier,” Dwayne Johnson in “Tooth Fairy,” and Hulk Hogan in “Mr. Nanny.” Interestingly, one of the rare instances where he plays a professional wrestler in a film, Hogan portrays Sean Armstrong, a former wrestler who becomes a bodyguard. His mission: to safeguard the children of a CEO from a weapons technology company.

In “Mr. Nanny,” Hogan transitions from a potential action hero to a babysitter, who ends up being charmed by his young wards. Despite an overused plot and humor, Hogan’s knack for comedy, particularly physical comedy, keeps the movie entertaining. The film’s success in video format or Hogan’s personal enjoyment during production may have led to him taking on more similar roles later. Compared to other family comedies he starred in, “Mr. Nanny” ranks lower, but his improvement over time is apparent.

7. Santa with Muscles

Imagine this scenario: Suppose a bodybuilder gets knocked unconscious while dressed up as Santa Claus, and upon regaining consciousness, he starts thinking that he truly has transformed into Santa due to a head injury. This bizarre setup is the foundation for the film “Santa with Muscles,” which was Hulk Hogan’s attempt at creating a Christmas movie. Although it may not have captured the hearts of many as a holiday classic, it doesn’t necessarily make “Santa with Muscles” a bad film. Instead, some children who watched it at an opportune age and still cherish it for nostalgic reasons might argue otherwise.

In addition, it’s not saying that it’s exceptionally great, mind you. If Hogan hadn’t been in it, along with Mila Kunis making her theatrical debut and a role that would later make her famous on “That ’70s Show,” “Santa with Muscles” would likely have ended up as one of those Christmas films people barely remember after their initial holiday season. The film is saved by amusing supporting roles, notably Clint Howard who’s known for his consistent performances, as well as Garrett Morris from SNL and Don Stark, who later starred alongside Kunis on “That ’70s Show.

This type of movie thrives on its cast and their enthusiasm for the role they play, and it appears that everyone is enjoying themselves, even Hogan. While it may not be the greatest Christmas film you’ve missed so far, you might discover yourself smiling more than anticipated if you watch “Santa with Muscles”.

6. The Secret Agent Club

There are numerous films similar to “Home Alone” that are suitable for all ages, like “The Secret Agent Club”. If it happens to be the only option available during your hotel stay due to inclement weather, it’s a decent choice.

Titled “The Secret Agent Club,” this movie, as suggested by its trailer, blends elements from “Home Alone” and “True Lies.” However, it’s important to note that while the concept is reminiscent of these films, the quality may not live up to the expectations set by such comparisons.

5. No Holds Barred

Following the strife associated with Hulk Hogan’s role in “Rocky III” – incidents where he hurt several individuals including Sylvester Stallone, and his participation causing a temporary rift between him and Vince McMahon – Hogan and McMahon managed to reconcile and collaborate for Hogan’s debut movie as the main star. This led to the 1989 release of “No Holds Barred,” the first film produced by WWE. Essentially, Hulk Hogan portrayed Hulk Hogan in the movie, although his character was officially named Rip Thomas. The plot revolves around the rivalry, culminating in a wrestling match in the finale, between Rip and Zeus, a wrestler portrayed by Tommy Lister Jr., who later introduced this character to the actual WWE for a period of time.

Despite being criticized heavily by critics, ‘No Holds Barred’ didn’t turn out to be the blockbuster hit that McMahon and Hogan had envisioned. However, it managed to recoup its production costs, earning roughly the same amount as what it cost to produce. At first, only die-hard Hulk Hogan fans defended the movie. Later on, it found a niche audience, becoming a cult classic, especially among WWE enthusiasts who appreciate it for its campy value and its ability to capture a specific moment in both wrestling and pop culture history.

4. Assault on Devil’s Island

Among the two WCW-branded TNT movies that Hulk Hogan starred in, “Assault on Devil’s Island” stands out as the superior choice. The primary reason for this is that it was the first movie, lending a sense of novelty and enthusiasm to the production that seemed lacking in “Assault on Death Mountain.” Additionally, this film features Billy Drago, a renowned movie villain actor, and Billy Blanks, the creator of Tae Bo and an Olympic medal-winning martial artist. Their absence is noticeable in the sequel.

In the 1997 TV movie “Assault on Devil’s Island,” or “Shadow Warriors” as known in other regions, appears to have a high-quality polish and expense level that belies its basic cable origins. With slightly more funding, it could have been a theatrical release contender. This role seemed to be one of Hogan’s most challenging acting feats, and while his abilities were wobbly, it showcases where he might have eventually reached Dwayne Johnson-level talent with continued effort. The presence of Carl Weathers as a co-star, an actor adept at deciding when to treat a scene gravely or add a playful nod to the camera, certainly boosts its quality. If this movie had been released in cinemas, backed by a Hollywood budget and promotional campaign, it could have become Hogan’s signature film and a significant box office hit.

3. Thunder in Paradise (movie)

1994’s syndicated series “Thunder in Paradise,” featuring Hulk Hogan as the main character, may not be considered among the greatest one-season TV shows, but it certainly made a strong impact during its brief run. The show was so popular that it even had a video game spin-off the following year. If Hogan had been willing to continue, the series might have had more seasons, but before the first season ended, he hinted that he didn’t want to carry on with the role. Given his busy schedule as a professional wrestler at the time, juggling both roles may have proven challenging for him.

Originally intended as a TV movie, “Thunder in Paradise” had potential but could have benefited from staying in that format. The storyline about two mercenaries combating crime along Florida’s coast using their high-tech boat was engaging, and Hogan and Chris Lemmon shared good chemistry. However, the attempt to expand it into a full TV series diluted its quality as subsequent episodes fell short of the original pilot film’s excellence. Instead, producing a series of annual “Thunder in Paradise” TV movies could have prolonged its success, and Hogan might have been more inclined to continue his involvement.

2. Suburban Commando

After “No Holds Barred” failed to become a blockbuster, WWE paused its movie production for quite some time – approximately until Dwayne Johnson developed an interest in acting about a decade later. This hiatus gave Hulk Hogan the opportunity to carve his own path in Hollywood. Following a delightful guest appearance in “Gremlins 2: The New Batch” in 1990, Hogan made his first non-WWE film debut as the lead actor the following year, starring in “Suburban Commando.” This film revolves around an intergalactic warrior who becomes stranded on Earth and struggles to understand the planet’s inhabitants and their ways.

Initially designed for Arnold Schwarzenegger, the lead role in “Suburban Commando” eventually went to Hulk Hogan due to salary disagreements. Since Hulk Hogan was still popular among kids, it was logical for him to transition into family-friendly action movies rather than continuing the aggressive and edgy tone of “No Holds Barred”. Despite its poor reception at the box office and by critics, the film gained traction through video and television distribution. It eventually became a favorite among children of that era and later developed a cult following among their grown-up counterparts. It’s widely acknowledged as Hulk Hogan’s most enjoyable film performance.

1. Rocky III

Among the films featuring Hulk Hogan that Rotten Tomatoes classifies as “fresh,” only his cameo appearances and the movie “Rocky III” fall under this category. In the sequel “Rocky III,” directed by Sylvester Stallone, Hogan portrays Thunderlips, a wrestling champion who competes in a charity match against Rocky Balboa (also played by Stallone). Although it was not a significant role for Hulk and playing a wrestler wasn’t too far from his real-life persona, his performance in this blockbuster film left a lasting impression.

In the Thunderlips match, Mickey (played by Burgess Meredith), Rocky’s trainer, exhibits early symptoms of the heart condition that eventually became one of the most devastating events in the “Rocky” series. This adds a sense of weight to Hogan’s performance, as it was his debut role and one he could never surpass throughout his entire acting career. It’s unfortunate that Sylvester Stallone didn’t bring Hogan into the “Expendables” later on – a franchise where the pro-wrestler superstar would have been an ideal fit.

2024-12-05 18:31