Binance’s PRAI TGE Has a Weird, Tiny Club—And You’re Probably Not In It 😬

Alright, Binance Wallet users, get ready for the latest rollercoaster: the 16th Token Generation Event, starring Privasea AI (PRAI). Privacy and AI, together at last. Sounds romantic, doesn’t it?

But, of course, not everyone’s invited. No, no, heaven forbid. You need “enough” Alpha Points—whatever that means. Who’s doing the math here?

Binance Wallet’s PRAI TGE: The Golden Ticket You Don’t Have

PRAI token just launched on PancakeSwap DEX (because obviously we’re doing crypto on breakfast foods now). And guess who gets to participate? The chosen few, the elite, the people who apparently have time to hoard Alpha Points like Beanie Babies in the ’90s.

“Join the 16th Exclusive TGE on Binance Wallet with Privasea AI (PRAI) via PancakeSwap! Subscription: May 14 from 10 AM to 12 PM UTC,” Binance Wallet wrote on X. It’s like the Willy Wonka golden ticket, except your odds are worse.

After the TGE, PRAI’s price shot up more than 1,458%. Because, naturally, everything pumps for five minutes in crypto. Right now, it’s at $0.005939 on PancakeSwap V2—so, you know, almost enough for a half-priced gumball. 💸

This round’s new rules are hot gossip among airdrop chasers and Binance Alpha veterans. Apparently, you need 198+ Alpha Points to get a shot at the PRAI TGE. But if you have 162 to 197 points? You can still get in… if your Binance UID ends with a zero. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? It’s like picking Powerball numbers to buy a cup of coffee. 🎲

“End of the road for me. Good luck, guys,” one user whined, probably while shaking their fist at the blockchain gods.

Want to play? That’ll cost you—15 Alpha Points, deducted right from your stash. No refunds, no exchanges. Oh, and 40 million PRAI tokens are stashed away for “future campaign activities.” Because nothing says “decentralization” like not knowing where half the tokens are going. ✨

Privasea AI’s making waves outside Binance too. The project uses Fully Homomorphic Encryption—which, let’s be honest, sounds like it does your taxes and washes your car, but it just means your data stays private while AI pokes at it. Whatever happened to regular encryption? Was that not good enough?

PRAI runs the governance show on BNB Chain, Arbitrum, Solana—every blockchain that’s hot right now. Multichain, multifaceted, multi… something. If it moves, they’re putting PRAI on it.

Binance Alpha keeps shining its uncomfortable spotlight on these “early-stage, high-potential” projects. Bluefin, Sudeng (aka HIPPO)… You know, the Sui blockchain meme coins nobody will admit they bought.

“Binance Alpha announced the listing of Bluefin (BLUE) and Sudeng (HIPPO). Bluefin is a decentralized order book exchange on the Sui blockchain. HIPPO is an animal memecoin deployed on the Sui blockchain,” Wu Blockchain reported, probably while shaking his head.

Honestly, Binance Alpha is turning DeFi and meme coins into its own personal circus. Step right up!

Airdrop Hunters: Chasing Points Like It’s Black Friday

The Alpha Point chase is at fever pitch. Early access means everyone’s tripping over themselves for these tokens like someone dropped twenty-dollar bills on the floor. Trading volume is going up, farmers are farming harder, and nobody’s sleeping.

On X, people are bragging—199 points in 15 days! 225 points! It’s basically Crossfit, but with less cardio and more disappointment. Others just moan about being shut out: “Why don’t I get Alpha Points?! Where’s the live chat?!” Because nothing says “cutting-edge tech” like needing customer support to figure out a game of bingo.

“Can someone explain why I don’t get credited for my alpha points? There needs to be a live chat where this can be queried,” another user demanded, probably while muttering about Web2 support tickets.

This UID-based rule has folks riled up, calling it “lottery-style gating.” Honestly, they’re not wrong—it’s less DeFi, more Defy-Your-Odds. 🤑

“…This game is meant for those with larger wallets, Whales,” a user said, quietly emailing themselves a photo of a whale for motivation.

Binance insists this is “exclusivity and unpredictability” at work. Translation: smaller traders, please enjoy yelling into the void.

Still, Alpha Points are now Binance’s favorite measuring stick, so if you want future TGEs, better start playing the points lottery. Or, you know, go outside and touch some grass. Meanwhile, 40 million PRAI tokens are hanging out, waiting for the next feeding frenzy. Don’t spend ‘em all in one place. 🪙

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2025-05-14 16:20