Bitcoin Boom! Genius Group Bounces Back with a 40% Rise! 🚀😂

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Bitcoin Resurrected! Genius Group Joins the Cryptocurrency Circus 🎪💰

Well, folks, hold onto your Bitcoin wallets! The Singapore-based artificial intelligence wonder, Genius Group, has decided to add more digital gold to its treasure chest after a little legal hiccup — you know, the courts playing hard to get. Yes, after being temporarily told “No, no, not yet!” by the big guys in the US court, they finally got the thumbs up. Talk about a comeback story! 🤣📜

On May 22, they announced, “Hey, we’re back in the game!” and plunked down $2.7 million on 24.5 BTC. That’s right, folks — a 40% increase, because apparently, the more BTC, the merrier! Now they’re sitting pretty with 85.5 bitcoins, worth around $8.5 million… at an average of $99,700 per coin. Looks like someone’s got a new digital piggy bank! 🐷💸

And when asked about their master plan, CEO Roger Hamilton chimed in—basically saying, “We’re on a mission to rebuild shareholder happiness, erase the damage, and make dreams come true by 2025!” Because nothing screams ‘success’ like spending billions on virtual currency while the stock market looks like it’s playing peek-a-boo. 📉🤡

A Long-Term Love for Digital Dollars

Mr. Hamilton also declared that Genius Group is “committed to teaching the world the ABCs of the future: AI, Bitcoin, and Community.” Sounds like a college course that’s actually beneficial for a change! They’re gearing up for the digital workforce of tomorrow — or maybe just trying to get rich quick. Either way, building that Bitcoin treasury is part of the master plan. Because who needs traditional savings when you can play crypto roulette? 🎲😂

Oh, and for the record, Genius is listed on the NYSE with a market cap of a weak $24.34 million. Google Finance even shows their stock has fallen below half since the beginning of the year — now trading at a humble $0.34. Looks like the stock’s having a bad hair day, dropping 8% last trading session. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got Bitcoin, right? 🤷‍♂️📉

Genius Group Bitcoin Celebration

Following the MicroStrategy Madness 🤓🚀

By piling into Bitcoin, Genius Group is copying the trendsetters, the top dogs on the crypto block — Strategy, formerly known as MicroStrategy. They’re holding over 2% of the total Bitcoin supply… which is like having a tiny island in the crypto ocean. Last week, they splurged nearly $765 million on more Bitcoin. Somebody’s got FOMO! 🤑🌊

And it doesn’t stop there! Earlier this month, a Bahrain-based catering company with a market cap of just $24.2 million jumped on the Bitcoin bandwagon with a little help from investment firm 10X Capital. Because who doesn’t want to turn their lunch money into digital riches? 🍔💎

Oh, and did I mention? Share prices of luxury watchmaker Top Win surged over 60% before breakfast after announcing they’d adopt a Bitcoin strategy and changed their name to AsiaStrategy. Now that’s what I call telling time in the crypto era! 🕒🔥

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2025-05-23 15:43