Chaitanya Jain, the brave manager of Strategy’s Bitcoin strategy, addressed the concerns spread by the ever-so-reliable social media, where it was whispered in corners that the success of Strategy might be a precarious thing, hanging by the thread of Bitcoin’s fluctuating price. Oh, the drama! Some in the community, those who evidently wear their anxiety like a fine coat, believe that should the mighty Bitcoin fall, Strategy’s stock price would follow it into the abyss, taking the company down with it. A tragedy of epic proportions, or so they say.
Strategy will survive even if BTC crashes 98%: executive
But, dear reader, Jain, in a moment of divine calmness, assured his audience that should Bitcoin plummet to a mere $20,000 – oh, the horror! – Strategy would not drown in its own financial wreckage. No, no! Instead, this stoic company would remain standing, its collateral enough to cover all liabilities, as solid as a mountain in the face of a hurricane. Even Michael Saylor’s company, which holds a ridiculous 601,550 Bitcoin worth $71,140,265,480 (oh, how modest!), has no fear, for it is enough to pay off all debts. Does it feel like an ocean of money yet?
Earlier this week, a dramatic event unfolded, for Saylor, the head honcho of Bitcoin treasury companies, whispered of another acquisition. A humble $472.5 million was raised by selling debt, and with it, Strategy bought 4,225 Bitcoin, thus securing its place in the market like a knight with a shining armor.
$BTC could crash to $20K and $MSTR would still have sufficient collateral to cover all liabilities. Model it yourself:
— Chaitanya Jain (@_ChaitanyaJ) July 16, 2025
And so, Jain declared that Strategy is not, as some might mockingly suggest, a fragile house of cards, doomed to fall with the slightest wind of volatility. Oh no! It is a fortress, impervious to the tremors of the Bitcoin market.
He also reminded the crypto community of a rather staggering truth: in the last year, Strategy has raised a mind-boggling $35 billion to accumulate Bitcoin. Why, this money is flowing into the coffers like water from a spring, and Jain notes the trend: the finance bros, those slick, sharp-suited creatures, are abandoning their old ways and embracing Bitcoin with fervor. “Finance bros are becoming Bitcoiners,” Jain said with a knowing smile, as if he had witnessed some grand cosmic shift.
Strategy rakes in $291 million in Bitcoin gains
But wait, there’s more! On Tuesday, Michael Saylor, the co-founder of Strategy and its former CEO (now converted to a true Bitcoiner), took to the platform of X to boast, as any proud parent would, about the recent profits. With a gleam in his eye, he revealed that in the past week, Strategy’s BTC treasury operations had reaped a stunning 2,485 Bitcoins, worth a mere $291 million. “Oh, what’s that?” you ask? Yes, indeed, dear reader, that’s the weekly gain! And if that’s not enough, the year-to-date gains have reached a staggering 90,337 Bitcoin, or $10,569,745,179.50. Such numbers are enough to make any mortal weep with jealousy.
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2025-07-16 12:15