Arthur Hayes, squinting into the fog of tariff madness and bond buybacks, claims the crypto beast has found its den and is ready to spring. If you thought Bitcoin was done, think again.
The Market’s Mountain Slide: Hayes Sees Bitcoin Dancing Through the Dumpster Fire
Arthur Hayes, who co-founded Bitmex and now bends crypto markets to his will at Maelstrom, spoke on April 23 about the financial chaos as if he were describing a man precariously sliding down a slope, clutching his last nerve. Trump’s tariff antics, Hayes says, set off a chain reaction—a market avalanche where the only sane move was to holler, “Hold onto your hats, because Bitcoin just hit its floor.”
“I’m calling it right now,” Hayes said, voice low like a gambler at the card table, “Bitcoin’s bottom? $74,500.” A number as stubborn as a mule in a California dust storm.
The tale spins around the tariff tempest raising U.S. bond jitters to a fever pitch, forcing a quick about-face. Enter Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who, with a magician’s flair, announced a stealthy bond buyback—a trick Hayes reads as a secret money-printing fiesta. His takeaway? Digital gold glimmers brighter amid the chaos:
“The next time Trump flips the tariff switch—because, let’s face it, he can’t resist the button—bitcoin will brace itself like a cowboy aiming to rope the rising waves of freshly printed bills to keep bond volatility at bay.”
Hayes sighs, a mix of exasperation and hope curling in his words: “The system’s debt balloon can’t inflate forever without popping. Bitcoin feels the smell of that coming.”
And just to really hammer it home, Hayes throws down with a grin:
“As you can tell, I’m very bullish.”
Maelstrom, armed and loaded, maxed out their crypto ammo during the market’s tantrums. Their biggest haul? Bitcoin, gobbled up between $110,000 and its cozy new low at $74,500. Hayes paints a picture of a world drowning in dollars, making Bitcoin the thirsty drink of choice in this monetary desert, especially as the U.S.-China trade drama churns on.
“Gold’s the old timer holding down the fort physically. Bitcoin? The young disruptor dancing in the digital dust,” Hayes muses, shining a spotlight on a looming shift:
“Once Bitcoin punches past $110,000—its last champagne-soaked high—it could rocket all the way near $200,000 before the game changes and the crowd starts chasing the shiniest, sparkliest ‘shitcoins’.”
So there you have it—a wild, reckless rodeo through tariffs, bonds, and digital gold. Whether you hold on tight or just watch with popcorn in hand, Bitcoin’s story isn’t over. Not by a long shot. 🤠💥
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